01-01-2008, 10:12 AM
JANUARY 2008
CONCERT HALL
NEW DEPPVILLE
“Come on Hunnies… Happy New Year! New Deppville is opened.”
“Oww! My foot! Idzy! What is that?”
IDZY
Sorry Willie…it’s Kittykat. She’s bouncing everywhere.
Got to keep her on a tight leash
(shows off leashed KKat)
But I guess it needs to be a short one too.
KITTYKAT
Happy feet! Happy feet! Happy feet!
IDZY
Let me get her inside and settled down, catch you later.
*Willie gets blindsided with a hug*
“Oh! Wilma! Hello! BTW,nice hat”
WILMA
Thanks Willie. Part of my new collection.
Business’ been booming since I took on that new
customer. Come here, luv, show Willie what’s the
new thing to have
“No, no, put that away! Sorry, Willie…
show him what I made you”
“No, they’re mine. He can’t have them.”
WILMA
Oh, Mr T. He does get a bit…uhm…moody. Maybe later then.”
SMITTEN
“Pies, get your tasty pies by me and LaJae. Can’t do no worse I say.”
LAJAE
“And probably no better…oh, Smit, here comes a customer.
Look your best!”
FANNY (picks up pie, insides goo out)
What the hell is this? Looks awful runny, if you
ask me, but I know you weren’t asking, so I’m not
telling ya anymore. How you suppose to eat this?
LAJAE
“Oh Mr Todd has that covered don’t you Mr. Todd?”
SWEENEY
“Aye. Lovely bibs for all. Keeps one from
getting the mess all down the front of them.
Don’t it Judge?”
SMITTEN
So, can we fix ya up Fanny?
FANNY
I don’t need no fixing and I ain’t trying
the pies first. Here’s a good victim, I mean,
customer. Here you go, try this pie RR”
RAILROAD GUY
ME? Now Fanny, sweetie, you know I put just
about anything into my mouth for you, but that?
Get Jack to do it. He’ll do anything for a price.
FANNY
I’ll be back with Jack
(slovenly saunters away in search of Jack)
“There’s just something about that Cunnuck
and her mutlucks….see you later girls”
BABS
*sigh*
ROUX
What is it my luv?
BABS
Hearing Fanny, it’s already like home again.
ROUX
Home is where your heart is. And do you know
where my heart wants to be now?
BABS
Is it ready?
ROUX
I gave it my immediate attention. Shall we?
BABS
Tis truly home now.
TRUDY (Horderve Hostess)
Hello My Friend! Welcome! Can I Interest
You In Some Appetizers?
SHESBARKINGMAD
Lovely TruD! You outdid yourself with the horse-divers.
TRUDY
Oh Can’t Take All The Credit. I Had Help
In The Kitchen
SB-MAD
And look! Jack’s Naughty Little Sausages. I hear he smokes them himself.
JACK
And a reminder luv, me sausage is HUGISH
(Down at Jump Street)
AGGIE
Oh look Tommy! They refurbished the sign!
TOMMY
“A new place to keep my balls! Let’s go try out the self-
polisher!”
IDZY (wiping hands)
Well, got KittyKat all settled in. Hey, AmryJR, you’re looking a little blushed. What’s up?
*AMRYJR whispers to Idzy*
IDZY
Not a virgin anymore!
AMRYJR
Sweeney virgin, Idzy…not a Sweeney virgin.
“You didn’t Mr. Todd?”
ST
“I did sir…and that one…and that one..and that one…and even…”
*Kneels down*
“Puddles!”
“Can someone find Celine to take her home?”
JENNY
Excuse me, Mr Todd
Jenny…Newshound for the local paper…have a few questions if you don’t mind.
ST
A few you say, Miss Jenny?
JENNY
Uhmm….never mind…I can come back later. Sir, sir, excuse me sir…a few questions…
“This isn’t a “Ten Decade” question is it?”
JENNY
No, you’ve mistaken me for someone else.
Oh geesh, I need to get an interview for the paper.
Spencer! Say can you give me a few words?
“TruD’s pumpkin bars are out of this world, and you can quote me on that.”
JENNY
SHUTTERBUG
So who do I take a picture of?
“Wha’about me luv? May look ten decades, but I assure you, I’m still pho-o-genic. ‘Erd ya did wonders with that Public Enemy guy…Dillinger was it, luv?”
SHUTTERBUG
“And Dillinger’s thirty years older than you”
VIANNE
I’ve been away so long and this tourist book on New Deppville isn’t helping
“Please allow me to be your personal guide.”
VIANNE
“Don Juan, I don’t remember this being in the book”
“There is no book written that can hold the knowledge I hold within and now wish to share with you.”
*VIANNE tosses book over shoulder*
QUIET PIRATE
Ouch! Hey someone lost a book. I wonder if it
came from the library? I better take it back.
“You say you found this in the street?”
QP
Well, actually, it sort of found me. Bonked me on the head.
DEAN
Let me kiss it and make it better
QP
That’s not where…never mind…make my boo boo better.
“Looking for Wilma”
“And I, dear sir, am looking for Chocolat”
SEAN WHO
Chocolate? You can get that up the street at Willie’s.
WILMOT
Not Willie…Ellie. Listen lump.
SW
Willie Ellie? That’s a strange name.
WILMOT
Not Willie Ellie. Just Ellie. Chocolat.
SW
Ellie’s chocolate? Is that a new shoppe?
WILMOT
She doesn’t sell chocolate in her shoppe.
SW
Then why is it called Ellie’s Chocolates?
“I spent two months at the trailer park for this? Never mind, I will seek her out myself.”
“There she is my lord!”
“If you had stayed home m’lord you would know she had never left”
“There you are my love”
CHOCOLAT
Trying on my new gloves. You likey”
“I like that it is all you are wearing. I think we shall miss the concert.”
CHOCOLAT
Tee Hee
(over at the Diner)
HANNAH
I was told I could get some grape soda in here.
(everyone points to the kitchen)
HANNAH
Hi! Do you have grape soda?
KITCHEN TABLE GUY
Sure sweetheart. Try the fridge.
*H gets soda, thanks KTG, leaves*
PRICESA (from under table)
Is she gone?
KTG
Coast is clear. Wasn’t sure how long I could keep a straight face.
PRICESA
That’s not the only thing straight around here!
We need to get a move on. Don’t want to miss the concert.
Pass the honey please.
KAT
Wow, look at this place..the Concert Hall is huge!
I need to find my seat. Hello, anyone? Anyone?
GIBBS
I be at your service Miss. Follow me.
This here tis a fine seat, wouldn’t ye be saying?
KAT
Why thank you Mr Gibbs.
“Mr Gibbs, why is it, a fair lass is sitting in me seat?”
GIBBS
Why Captain, tis the gentlemanly thing to do, ye know? The poor lady she be in dire need of sittin’ and ol’Gibbs thoughts it being empty and all…
JACK
Empty you say?
GIBBS
Aye, Captain. Empty. Ye t’wert in it as far as I can see.
JACK
And how far is that Mr Gibbs? How far can ye see?
GIBBS
Sir?
JACK
I need you to be on the lookout for JJDI and Wenchie. Seems neither of the lasses have arrived.
GIBBS
Aye sir and that be because they’re snowbound.
JACK
Explain Mr Gibbs
GIBBS
Ye see, Jack, they be where the snow has fallen, and they can’t be freeing themselves, thus …snowbound.
JACK
And how are the maidens to see Debb’s concert?
GIBBS
I believe Mr Rainey be setting them up. Something about a satellite dish. Be able to watch on one of those there computery thingies.
JACK
Ah! Shall we go have a look then?
MOHO
Mort, sweetie, Jack and Gibbs are here to see your set up for JJDI and Wenchie.
MORT
Here you go gentlemen
*Jack, Gibbs, MoHo and Mort watch the monitor*
JACK
What are the lasses doing?
MORT
They’ve been making a snowman.
MOHO
Looks like a man in a barber chair. They’re good.
*They all scream as the lasses slice off the snowman’s head*
A shovel would be so much quicker!
“Hello Aruam. What can I do for you?”
ARUAM
I needed to bring this back. I think it’s late.
LIBRARY CLERK GUY
Aruam, was this part of your studies?
ARUAM
Yes, it’s for New Literature 101. It’s going to be
our sorority’s spring play. I’ll be trying out for the lead.
LCG
Well, good luck with you then.
(Down at The Pearl)
EPS
Hey Jack! Look what I brought you.
JACK
I do hope you’re not going to say Weiner Schnitzel.
EPS
No, that was so October. It’s a new year..
a new dish. Look, a pile of mashed potatoes, then I decorated it with 12 sausages to look like a clockface
JACK
That’s a Banger Clock, luv.
EPS
Why would you do that?
JACK
Do what?
EPS
Bang a clock. Doesn’t it work?
“I need rum!”
(Deppville Library)
Here you go ME. The Deppville Guide Book. Was returned earlier today. Should help you get around town. Care to check it out?
ME (watches as DDG walks to front desk)
Oh I’m checking it out, and not just the book.
I’d love to make his Decimal Point!
*Trips over fallen chair*
ME
What the…?
ME
Rum Guy! What are you doing here?
RG
Looking for Rusty. She’s been MIA for a while. Thought I’d might find her in here, but no luck. It’s almost like she dropped into a hole and disappeared.
(outskirts of the trailer park)
RUSTY
Let me out Jack!
JACK
Not until you share the rum, luv. Ye can’t be giving it all to whats-his-face.
RUSTY
Rum Guy?
JACK
That’s it…I like that name…simple, easy to remember.
RUSTY
But you just forgot it.
JACK
That’s because I haven’t had a single drop of rum…now tell me where ye be hiding it.
RUSTY
Here! Take it! It will tell you where it’s at! Now let me out!
“It’s a drawl-in. Can’t say I can figure it out. Must find someone that can. Excuse me luv, can ye help me find someone decipher this?
PEGS
A bit new here myself, but I think I can help you.
*Gives directions*
“Tis a ways to go, but Pegs said she’s the best at deciphering old things”
“So tell me Childstar, what’s it say?”
CHILDSTAR
Hmmm…there’s a code written into it. There. See?
“The flash is fast yet can be seen…on the horizon, see the green…when under is up and up is under…there is where the rum can be plundered.”
“Eh? Oh wait! Green Flash! Down Under! Beanie! She has me rum! Thanks C-Star!”
“Now just need to figure the way and get me a crew and Ol’Jack will have his rum back. I like the sound of that!”
*Grinding noise*
“Di ye hear it Jack? Do ya fear the noise?”
JACK
I do
DAVY JONES
Tis be CC. Grinding h’teeth. Worse than the Kracken’s woodn’t ye say?
*Jack shudders at the memory*
JACK
I agree mate. Maybe a bit of the rum ‘ill help her. Soon as I find it, I think I’ll give some to the lass.
DAVY JONES
And where is it? Where is the rum?
“Rum’s gone! Good talking to ya fish-face. Got to go find me a crew. Pegs! Come ‘ere luv. Need another favor!”
PEGS
A crew you say Jack?
Me and Chofy can be first onboard.
What do you say Chofy?
CHOFY
It could be like another vacation?
JACK
Sure luv, call it anything ye want
CHOFY
Then sign us up!
DAVY *watching Jack hurry off with the girls*
Now why’y’suppose Jack Sparrow needs a crew?
KAZREN
PSst, fish face…I mean Capt. Jones. I can be of assistance.
DAVY
Wood ye now. So tell me? What is it Jack looks for?
KAZREN
Beanie.
DAVY
Beanie? Now, why wood he be doing that? Is it she that has the missing rum?
KAZREN
And heat. Some heats needed for the snowbounds. You know, JJDI and Wenchie are snowbound. Thought a little of Beanie’s heat might help them. Thinking about going Down Under Captain?
DAVY
Tis a fine idea Ms Kazren. And d’ye think ye might be me First Mate, seeing we can be helping one another…or do ye fear the heat?
KAZREN
Like FaveD always says, if you can’t stand the heat, get out from under the kitchen table. Sign me up!
DAVY
Aye! Now we will see who shall reach World’s End Jack Sparrow!
KAZREN
World’s End? Oh no! What have I done?!
(back at the Concert Hall)
“Evening Hunnies…I am the ticket taker of the month. Please find your seats so the concert can begin.”
JOHNNYSGIRL (accompanied by DREAMER)
“Sorry sir, We’re a little late arriving. Are there any tickets left?”
DILLINGER
I’ll have to ask the Ticket Master.
Think we should let them in?
TICKET MASTER
They look harmless enough. I’d say go for it.
(JG and Dreamer skip happily inside)
“That was the last ones Willie. You can start the first concert of the new year in the new concert hall.
(but not quite…outback in the alley…a little bribery)
“I was a little distracted. Wilmot can do that to you, you know. So I was a bit remissive about getting the concert ticket. Do you think this could help get me in?”
(inside the Concert Hall)
WILLIE
“Open the curtains!”
*ohhs and ahhs fill the hall*
“Swell isn’t it? Artwork was done by JohnnyDeppLover, whom I call affectionately JDL. Works for peanuts. A lot of peanuts. Had to increase my payroll department.
Now for re-introductions for Debb’s band…you may notice a new face.
“We have Tickler, who knows how to use those fingers”
“Fiddler, with a bow he rises up for your enjoyment”
“Twanger. He can strum you into electrical oblivion”
and a new face…known for his fancy footwork…Bendy Bass Guitar Man
“Oh my God! The Mayoress is here herself!”
“So with no further delays…we will begin…here she is…the one! The Only!...”
DEBB
Cut it out Willie, I’m just Debb. Hi Hunnies!
HUNNIES
“Hey Debb!”
DEBB
First I want to thank all of you for the past months over at the Trailer Park. Between tents, campers, milk crates and sticky boxes we hung in there and made the best of it.
Was a test of fortitude as Jack would say, speaking of which, I don’t see…but I’m sure he’ll be here soon enough.
In the meantime, Mayor Idzy would like to do a personal thank you.
IDZY (coming up stage with an award)
I would like to present this to a man who was a blessing to the Hunnies and donated the land that made the trailer park possible. Benjamin Bark…I mean, Mr. Todd.”
(applause, applause)
“Why thank you Mayor…I shall cherish this Silver Razor Award as if it were a close and dear friend.”
DEBB
I see you’ve all met the new band…they’re still working on a name, now that there’s a fourth, can’t be called The Triple Threat anymore. Please feel free to put your suggestion in the boxes located at the exits. Boxes were donated by our dear aunt, fanny.
Now, sit back, relax and I do hope you all have fun.
(MUSIC BEGINS)
The first time I looked
In your eyes I knew
That I would do anything for you
The first time you touched
My face I felt
What I'd never felt with anyone else
I want to give back what
You've given to me
And I want to witness all of your dreams
Now that you've shown me
Who I really am
I wanna be more than just your man
CHORUS
I wanna be the wind that fills your sail
Be the hand that lifts your veil
Be the moon that moves your tides
The sun coming up in your eyes
Be the wheel that never rusts
And be the spark that lights you up
All that you've been dreaming of
And more...so much more
I wanna be your everything
When you wake up
I'll be the first thing you see
And when it gets dark
You can reach out to me
I'll cherish your words
I'll finish your thoughts
I'll be your compass, baby
When you get lost
CHORUS
I'll be the wheel that never rusts
Be the spark that lights you up
All that you've been dreaming of
And more...so much more
I wanna be your everything
I wanna be your everything
I wanna be your everything
HUNNIES (swaying, hands in air)
We want to be your everything…
We want to be your everything..
He is our everything…
(Curtains close…applause, whistles)
NG
Another success?
DEBB
I think so. What do you think?
NG
I think you’re my everything…and I’d like to show you my everything.
DEBB
Then what are we waiting for?
(rush out to the Tea Garden..meanwhile…in the back of the Hut)
“Exactly how do I get Down Under?”
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CONCERT HALL
NEW DEPPVILLE
“Come on Hunnies… Happy New Year! New Deppville is opened.”
“Oww! My foot! Idzy! What is that?”
IDZY
Sorry Willie…it’s Kittykat. She’s bouncing everywhere.
Got to keep her on a tight leash
(shows off leashed KKat)
But I guess it needs to be a short one too.
KITTYKAT
Happy feet! Happy feet! Happy feet!
IDZY
Let me get her inside and settled down, catch you later.
*Willie gets blindsided with a hug*
“Oh! Wilma! Hello! BTW,nice hat”
WILMA
Thanks Willie. Part of my new collection.
Business’ been booming since I took on that new
customer. Come here, luv, show Willie what’s the
new thing to have
“No, no, put that away! Sorry, Willie…
show him what I made you”
“No, they’re mine. He can’t have them.”
WILMA
Oh, Mr T. He does get a bit…uhm…moody. Maybe later then.”
SMITTEN
“Pies, get your tasty pies by me and LaJae. Can’t do no worse I say.”
LAJAE
“And probably no better…oh, Smit, here comes a customer.
Look your best!”
FANNY (picks up pie, insides goo out)
What the hell is this? Looks awful runny, if you
ask me, but I know you weren’t asking, so I’m not
telling ya anymore. How you suppose to eat this?
LAJAE
“Oh Mr Todd has that covered don’t you Mr. Todd?”
SWEENEY
“Aye. Lovely bibs for all. Keeps one from
getting the mess all down the front of them.
Don’t it Judge?”
SMITTEN
So, can we fix ya up Fanny?
FANNY
I don’t need no fixing and I ain’t trying
the pies first. Here’s a good victim, I mean,
customer. Here you go, try this pie RR”
RAILROAD GUY
ME? Now Fanny, sweetie, you know I put just
about anything into my mouth for you, but that?
Get Jack to do it. He’ll do anything for a price.
FANNY
I’ll be back with Jack
(slovenly saunters away in search of Jack)
“There’s just something about that Cunnuck
and her mutlucks….see you later girls”
BABS
*sigh*
ROUX
What is it my luv?
BABS
Hearing Fanny, it’s already like home again.
ROUX
Home is where your heart is. And do you know
where my heart wants to be now?
BABS
Is it ready?
ROUX
I gave it my immediate attention. Shall we?
BABS
Tis truly home now.
TRUDY (Horderve Hostess)
Hello My Friend! Welcome! Can I Interest
You In Some Appetizers?
SHESBARKINGMAD
Lovely TruD! You outdid yourself with the horse-divers.
TRUDY
Oh Can’t Take All The Credit. I Had Help
In The Kitchen
SB-MAD
And look! Jack’s Naughty Little Sausages. I hear he smokes them himself.
JACK
And a reminder luv, me sausage is HUGISH
(Down at Jump Street)
AGGIE
Oh look Tommy! They refurbished the sign!
TOMMY
“A new place to keep my balls! Let’s go try out the self-
polisher!”
IDZY (wiping hands)
Well, got KittyKat all settled in. Hey, AmryJR, you’re looking a little blushed. What’s up?
*AMRYJR whispers to Idzy*
IDZY
Not a virgin anymore!
AMRYJR
Sweeney virgin, Idzy…not a Sweeney virgin.
“You didn’t Mr. Todd?”
ST
“I did sir…and that one…and that one..and that one…and even…”
*Kneels down*
“Puddles!”
“Can someone find Celine to take her home?”
JENNY
Excuse me, Mr Todd
Jenny…Newshound for the local paper…have a few questions if you don’t mind.
ST
A few you say, Miss Jenny?
JENNY
Uhmm….never mind…I can come back later. Sir, sir, excuse me sir…a few questions…
“This isn’t a “Ten Decade” question is it?”
JENNY
No, you’ve mistaken me for someone else.
Oh geesh, I need to get an interview for the paper.
Spencer! Say can you give me a few words?
“TruD’s pumpkin bars are out of this world, and you can quote me on that.”
JENNY
SHUTTERBUG
So who do I take a picture of?
“Wha’about me luv? May look ten decades, but I assure you, I’m still pho-o-genic. ‘Erd ya did wonders with that Public Enemy guy…Dillinger was it, luv?”
SHUTTERBUG
“And Dillinger’s thirty years older than you”
VIANNE
I’ve been away so long and this tourist book on New Deppville isn’t helping
“Please allow me to be your personal guide.”
VIANNE
“Don Juan, I don’t remember this being in the book”
“There is no book written that can hold the knowledge I hold within and now wish to share with you.”
*VIANNE tosses book over shoulder*
QUIET PIRATE
Ouch! Hey someone lost a book. I wonder if it
came from the library? I better take it back.
“You say you found this in the street?”
QP
Well, actually, it sort of found me. Bonked me on the head.
DEAN
Let me kiss it and make it better
QP
That’s not where…never mind…make my boo boo better.
“Looking for Wilma”
“And I, dear sir, am looking for Chocolat”
SEAN WHO
Chocolate? You can get that up the street at Willie’s.
WILMOT
Not Willie…Ellie. Listen lump.
SW
Willie Ellie? That’s a strange name.
WILMOT
Not Willie Ellie. Just Ellie. Chocolat.
SW
Ellie’s chocolate? Is that a new shoppe?
WILMOT
She doesn’t sell chocolate in her shoppe.
SW
Then why is it called Ellie’s Chocolates?
“I spent two months at the trailer park for this? Never mind, I will seek her out myself.”
“There she is my lord!”
“If you had stayed home m’lord you would know she had never left”
“There you are my love”
CHOCOLAT
Trying on my new gloves. You likey”
“I like that it is all you are wearing. I think we shall miss the concert.”
CHOCOLAT
Tee Hee
(over at the Diner)
HANNAH
I was told I could get some grape soda in here.
(everyone points to the kitchen)
HANNAH
Hi! Do you have grape soda?
KITCHEN TABLE GUY
Sure sweetheart. Try the fridge.
*H gets soda, thanks KTG, leaves*
PRICESA (from under table)
Is she gone?
KTG
Coast is clear. Wasn’t sure how long I could keep a straight face.
PRICESA
That’s not the only thing straight around here!
We need to get a move on. Don’t want to miss the concert.
Pass the honey please.
KAT
Wow, look at this place..the Concert Hall is huge!
I need to find my seat. Hello, anyone? Anyone?
GIBBS
I be at your service Miss. Follow me.
This here tis a fine seat, wouldn’t ye be saying?
KAT
Why thank you Mr Gibbs.
“Mr Gibbs, why is it, a fair lass is sitting in me seat?”
GIBBS
Why Captain, tis the gentlemanly thing to do, ye know? The poor lady she be in dire need of sittin’ and ol’Gibbs thoughts it being empty and all…
JACK
Empty you say?
GIBBS
Aye, Captain. Empty. Ye t’wert in it as far as I can see.
JACK
And how far is that Mr Gibbs? How far can ye see?
GIBBS
Sir?
JACK
I need you to be on the lookout for JJDI and Wenchie. Seems neither of the lasses have arrived.
GIBBS
Aye sir and that be because they’re snowbound.
JACK
Explain Mr Gibbs
GIBBS
Ye see, Jack, they be where the snow has fallen, and they can’t be freeing themselves, thus …snowbound.
JACK
And how are the maidens to see Debb’s concert?
GIBBS
I believe Mr Rainey be setting them up. Something about a satellite dish. Be able to watch on one of those there computery thingies.
JACK
Ah! Shall we go have a look then?
MOHO
Mort, sweetie, Jack and Gibbs are here to see your set up for JJDI and Wenchie.
MORT
Here you go gentlemen
*Jack, Gibbs, MoHo and Mort watch the monitor*
JACK
What are the lasses doing?
MORT
They’ve been making a snowman.
MOHO
Looks like a man in a barber chair. They’re good.
*They all scream as the lasses slice off the snowman’s head*
A shovel would be so much quicker!
“Hello Aruam. What can I do for you?”
ARUAM
I needed to bring this back. I think it’s late.
LIBRARY CLERK GUY
Aruam, was this part of your studies?
ARUAM
Yes, it’s for New Literature 101. It’s going to be
our sorority’s spring play. I’ll be trying out for the lead.
LCG
Well, good luck with you then.
(Down at The Pearl)
EPS
Hey Jack! Look what I brought you.
JACK
I do hope you’re not going to say Weiner Schnitzel.
EPS
No, that was so October. It’s a new year..
a new dish. Look, a pile of mashed potatoes, then I decorated it with 12 sausages to look like a clockface
JACK
That’s a Banger Clock, luv.
EPS
Why would you do that?
JACK
Do what?
EPS
Bang a clock. Doesn’t it work?
“I need rum!”
(Deppville Library)
Here you go ME. The Deppville Guide Book. Was returned earlier today. Should help you get around town. Care to check it out?
ME (watches as DDG walks to front desk)
Oh I’m checking it out, and not just the book.
I’d love to make his Decimal Point!
*Trips over fallen chair*
ME
What the…?
ME
Rum Guy! What are you doing here?
RG
Looking for Rusty. She’s been MIA for a while. Thought I’d might find her in here, but no luck. It’s almost like she dropped into a hole and disappeared.
(outskirts of the trailer park)
RUSTY
Let me out Jack!
JACK
Not until you share the rum, luv. Ye can’t be giving it all to whats-his-face.
RUSTY
Rum Guy?
JACK
That’s it…I like that name…simple, easy to remember.
RUSTY
But you just forgot it.
JACK
That’s because I haven’t had a single drop of rum…now tell me where ye be hiding it.
RUSTY
Here! Take it! It will tell you where it’s at! Now let me out!
“It’s a drawl-in. Can’t say I can figure it out. Must find someone that can. Excuse me luv, can ye help me find someone decipher this?
PEGS
A bit new here myself, but I think I can help you.
*Gives directions*
“Tis a ways to go, but Pegs said she’s the best at deciphering old things”
“So tell me Childstar, what’s it say?”
CHILDSTAR
Hmmm…there’s a code written into it. There. See?
“The flash is fast yet can be seen…on the horizon, see the green…when under is up and up is under…there is where the rum can be plundered.”
“Eh? Oh wait! Green Flash! Down Under! Beanie! She has me rum! Thanks C-Star!”
“Now just need to figure the way and get me a crew and Ol’Jack will have his rum back. I like the sound of that!”
*Grinding noise*
“Di ye hear it Jack? Do ya fear the noise?”
JACK
I do
DAVY JONES
Tis be CC. Grinding h’teeth. Worse than the Kracken’s woodn’t ye say?
*Jack shudders at the memory*
JACK
I agree mate. Maybe a bit of the rum ‘ill help her. Soon as I find it, I think I’ll give some to the lass.
DAVY JONES
And where is it? Where is the rum?
“Rum’s gone! Good talking to ya fish-face. Got to go find me a crew. Pegs! Come ‘ere luv. Need another favor!”
PEGS
A crew you say Jack?
Me and Chofy can be first onboard.
What do you say Chofy?
CHOFY
It could be like another vacation?
JACK
Sure luv, call it anything ye want
CHOFY
Then sign us up!
DAVY *watching Jack hurry off with the girls*
Now why’y’suppose Jack Sparrow needs a crew?
KAZREN
PSst, fish face…I mean Capt. Jones. I can be of assistance.
DAVY
Wood ye now. So tell me? What is it Jack looks for?
KAZREN
Beanie.
DAVY
Beanie? Now, why wood he be doing that? Is it she that has the missing rum?
KAZREN
And heat. Some heats needed for the snowbounds. You know, JJDI and Wenchie are snowbound. Thought a little of Beanie’s heat might help them. Thinking about going Down Under Captain?
DAVY
Tis a fine idea Ms Kazren. And d’ye think ye might be me First Mate, seeing we can be helping one another…or do ye fear the heat?
KAZREN
Like FaveD always says, if you can’t stand the heat, get out from under the kitchen table. Sign me up!
DAVY
Aye! Now we will see who shall reach World’s End Jack Sparrow!
KAZREN
World’s End? Oh no! What have I done?!
(back at the Concert Hall)
“Evening Hunnies…I am the ticket taker of the month. Please find your seats so the concert can begin.”
JOHNNYSGIRL (accompanied by DREAMER)
“Sorry sir, We’re a little late arriving. Are there any tickets left?”
DILLINGER
I’ll have to ask the Ticket Master.
Think we should let them in?
TICKET MASTER
They look harmless enough. I’d say go for it.
(JG and Dreamer skip happily inside)
“That was the last ones Willie. You can start the first concert of the new year in the new concert hall.
(but not quite…outback in the alley…a little bribery)
“I was a little distracted. Wilmot can do that to you, you know. So I was a bit remissive about getting the concert ticket. Do you think this could help get me in?”
(inside the Concert Hall)
WILLIE
“Open the curtains!”
*ohhs and ahhs fill the hall*
“Swell isn’t it? Artwork was done by JohnnyDeppLover, whom I call affectionately JDL. Works for peanuts. A lot of peanuts. Had to increase my payroll department.
Now for re-introductions for Debb’s band…you may notice a new face.
“We have Tickler, who knows how to use those fingers”
“Fiddler, with a bow he rises up for your enjoyment”
“Twanger. He can strum you into electrical oblivion”
and a new face…known for his fancy footwork…Bendy Bass Guitar Man
“Oh my God! The Mayoress is here herself!”
“So with no further delays…we will begin…here she is…the one! The Only!...”
DEBB
Cut it out Willie, I’m just Debb. Hi Hunnies!
HUNNIES
“Hey Debb!”
DEBB
First I want to thank all of you for the past months over at the Trailer Park. Between tents, campers, milk crates and sticky boxes we hung in there and made the best of it.
Was a test of fortitude as Jack would say, speaking of which, I don’t see…but I’m sure he’ll be here soon enough.
In the meantime, Mayor Idzy would like to do a personal thank you.
IDZY (coming up stage with an award)
I would like to present this to a man who was a blessing to the Hunnies and donated the land that made the trailer park possible. Benjamin Bark…I mean, Mr. Todd.”
(applause, applause)
“Why thank you Mayor…I shall cherish this Silver Razor Award as if it were a close and dear friend.”
DEBB
I see you’ve all met the new band…they’re still working on a name, now that there’s a fourth, can’t be called The Triple Threat anymore. Please feel free to put your suggestion in the boxes located at the exits. Boxes were donated by our dear aunt, fanny.
Now, sit back, relax and I do hope you all have fun.
(MUSIC BEGINS)
The first time I looked
In your eyes I knew
That I would do anything for you
The first time you touched
My face I felt
What I'd never felt with anyone else
I want to give back what
You've given to me
And I want to witness all of your dreams
Now that you've shown me
Who I really am
I wanna be more than just your man
CHORUS
I wanna be the wind that fills your sail
Be the hand that lifts your veil
Be the moon that moves your tides
The sun coming up in your eyes
Be the wheel that never rusts
And be the spark that lights you up
All that you've been dreaming of
And more...so much more
I wanna be your everything
When you wake up
I'll be the first thing you see
And when it gets dark
You can reach out to me
I'll cherish your words
I'll finish your thoughts
I'll be your compass, baby
When you get lost
CHORUS
I'll be the wheel that never rusts
Be the spark that lights you up
All that you've been dreaming of
And more...so much more
I wanna be your everything
I wanna be your everything
I wanna be your everything
HUNNIES (swaying, hands in air)
We want to be your everything…
We want to be your everything..
He is our everything…
(Curtains close…applause, whistles)
NG
Another success?
DEBB
I think so. What do you think?
NG
I think you’re my everything…and I’d like to show you my everything.
DEBB
Then what are we waiting for?
(rush out to the Tea Garden..meanwhile…in the back of the Hut)
“Exactly how do I get Down Under?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOBg60wtT...re=related
Nice work. 
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:3Thanx: It's fantastic!
Hi Debb