Oh well CC, as long as you have to wear hose to get that pachyderm look, its not so bad, its if you look like that with no hose that you need to worry, and stay indoors.
speaking of hoses (segue for Russet)
I got nothing, but I knew that would perk up her lil ears.
Not sure what the american dream was supposed to be, but here it seems it was to wear orange towels on your head and wave butcher knives at each other, I dunno,
I am a driven snow cannuck.
Night all, me and my sober, slow on the uptake and mis-typing fingers and arse are off to bed, to sleep, god I feel old
and those are not my eyes drooping
Oh, almost forgot to mention, Babsy said earlier, and I can't be bothered looking for the quote, go figure
Babsy said "Fanny was holding court"
so you finally acquiesce to the order of the realm lil princess. 
Good night, Dear Fanny.
Seeya when we seeya. 
HA! So, now in my defense...
standing here, rubbing my lil
legs together...its better than what I saw at the
restaurant tonight!! GEEZ...some damn girlie, in a white,
let me re-PEAT....WHITE sequin dress, all the way up
to said ass....prancing around like we were in a damn
flop house....and all the guys were tripping all over themselves
to get a peek...HOWEVER, they weren't getting a peek...
they were seeing the whole damn thing and such....and
the hussie's friends....holy moly....wish I was 20 again....
Of course, I would NEVER show my ass in such a way...
So, the waiter guy asks what we are drinking...I am like...
ALCOHOL? Of course we were with the kids and I was the
ONLY one drinking....why you ask? Cos, well, it was time...
So, we have our dinner, which was good and guess what is
on the menu? Capt'nJack....yes, I said it right! Capt'n'Jack...
Loads of chocolate.....ice cream and carmel piled a mile high...layers
and layers of yummies....so, me and the kid shared it....the whole
time I am dragging my SPOON thru the melted chocolate, I keep
thinking....CaptnJack, CaptnJack....oh, Jack....
And, did you know? He has a brother...they said the brother
was more tasty than him? 
I'll have to go back and
brave the hussies for the brother...and soon....
Well, I have rambled enough.....welcome Silly...see ya
met some of the crowd.....if you hang around long enough,
they'll call you by something else....
I am outta here toot sweet....taking my toys and going to bed...
Make that what you will Fanzer......
Oh crap! forgot the best part of the whole night.....
The kid, well her step dad is in town....so, they met us
at the restaurant, and she was stressed out because every
restaurant they went too had an hour or so wait...So,
when we finally meet up she was wigging....We go in, eat
and come out.....the silly child must have been in a tizzy....
locked her damn keys in the truck and it running!
I kid you not!!!!! LMAO!!!! WTF? I can't even believe
someone would be so worked up to do that....God I
love the kid!!!! 
Idzy....you need to add that banana to the list!!
Gnite........
Shit MO, missed yagin. I was going but the whelp shanghaid me on msn, of course it starts with the "hi mama, whatcha doing up still" then it gets to the point "I need some money for such and such" sigh, she loves her mamma, anyhoo: thats why I am still here, but I am going as soon as I respond to MO,
I have locked my keys in the car, left it running, and went in the mall and shopped for 2hrs, came out to find it revving away. sigh, not one of my finer moments, thank god I had extra keys in the purse and did NOt have to call the NSDH, I would never have heard the end of that.
Mo, we dont need to be 20 to flash our ass at the boys in the bar, we just need to have 20 drinks first, this would never ever happen, ever
toodles all
Fanny...I've done it too.
Had to call the DH, tho; I don't
have an extra set.
Of keys.
I think he's forgotten about it.
You said you're outta here.
I'll say g'nite again. . .
Mo~sounds like you had a
good time? Toys to bed?
I'm so out of the loop.
Shit MO, missed yagin. I was going but the whelp shanghaid me on msn, of course it starts with the "hi mama, whatcha doing up still" then it gets to the point "I need some money for such and such" sigh, she loves her mamma, anyhoo: thats why I am still here, but I am going as soon as I respond to MO,
I have locked my keys in the car, left it running, and went in the mall and shopped for 2hrs, came out to find it revving away. sigh, not one of my finer moments, thank god I had extra keys in the purse and did NOt have to call the NSDH, I would never have heard the end of that.
Mo, we dont need to be 20 to flash our ass at the boys in the bar, we just need to have 20 drinks first, this would never ever happen, ever
toodles all
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE DID!!! Locked them in the truck, with it running, went in the restaurant and we
had dinner....NO SPARE KEYS!!! DH couldn't believe
the son in law didn't have a key...!!!
had to call Bo...the tow truck driver!!!
She said he had better not be toothless!!!
I am wondering what kind of alcoholic beverage would
cause me to show my ass to the boys in the bar???
Not that it would ever, ever happen.......
What a night! I shall sleep good!!!!
well now I've been accosted by a drunken Babs, sigh, I hate being the sober one.
Oh this just gets better and better, Mo is in her cups, babs is frickin schnozzled and I am drinking Brita, wtf is wrong with this picture.
I am putting the princess to bed via cyber shoves, and heading there myself, really, I am, shit, I want to go out and be sweeneyed and ass gandered, I am too young for this going to be at 11 shit
cc....it was a fun night....you would have been
proud!!!
Toys? hmmm figure of speech as it were....wouldn't do
any good anyway....DH is snoring......
Gnite...again....gonna think about CaptNJack....and CHOCOLATE...
no, not Choco....the actual candy chocolate stuff, all melted
over CaptnJack......yesiree.....
smooches....
MO, just rub those thighs a lil faster honey
Oh its 12:10, how did that happen? thats a respectable time to hit the hay, better than 9
Oh this just gets better and better, Mo is in her cups, babs is frickin schnozzled and I am drinking Brita, wtf is wrong with this picture.
I am putting the princess to be via cyber shoves, and heading there myself, really, I am, shit, I want to go out and be sweeneyed and ass gandered, I am too young for this going to be at 11 shit
Crap Fanny!!! ASS GANDERED? Damn killing me!!!!
Why are you green?
Yes. Like me. I'm always Johnny ready.
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Blooodyu hell. Myu fongers aren't working worth shi9t
MO, just rub those thighs a lil faster honey
Now I gotta go and make a new MEEZ.....
Why is it that Babs can stand like that but I can't?......
geez........and yeah, its midnight...
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