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Beanie

DEMON Barber star Johnny Depp has lined-up another megabucks deal…selling condoms.


The heart-throb actor has been offered a massive $10million to become the “face” of American birth control giant Trojan.



Depp, 44, a big advocate of safe sex education, would be expected to appear in a series of offbeat TV commercials for the company’s new Magnum range.



Trojan bosses believe “Rubber Johnny” would not only expand sales in the US but also help inspire an anti-AIDS campaign to send free condoms to third world countries.



The Pirates Of The Caribbean star also holds huge sway with teen fans and one slogan the ad executives are playing with is: “Stand up with Johnny for safer sex.”



Depp has yet to formally agree the deal and is currently filming Public Enemies, in which he plays gangster John Dillinger, who himself would need an extra large size because of his manhood.



Depp then has five more movies in the pipeline. But, despite his stiff workload, a source revealed: “He’s very interested and he’s trying to figure out if he can fit it in.”



Depp has felt strongly about sex education since starring in TV’s teen crime series 21 Jump Street in the Eighties.



He said then: “This show teaches kids about drugs and safe sex, which is why I agreed to do it.”



A spokeswoman for California’s Safer Sex Awareness Campaign said: “We’d welcome seeing a major Hollywood star helping to promote the cause.



“And there’s no one bigger than Johnny.”

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/335...ondom-ads/

I am saying nothing...nothing....but I am finding this hard to swallow...The Daily Star is hardly a reliable source,....but hey it gave me a giggle teehee
*giggles at "stiff workload*

Thanks Beanie, even if its not true, it lent much
to the imagination. Maybe a teaching video?
Sad banana SPEW.

OMG that was funny as hell. Stand up with Johnny.... bwhahahaha



i already have his campaign outfit picked out for him....

Chocolat

Eek


What's not to believe?
Ok believe it or not I actually have a video of Johnny and Wynonna doing a public service announcement for safe sex to prevent aids..Johnny reamains mostly quiet, eyes downcast like he wants to hide..and Wynonna does all the talking, I will see if I can megaupload it for you...
at least it's more believable than johnny doing an ad for 'There's no prevention better than abstainence!' (much because he's a walking advertisment in the contrary)


or running...

"figure out if he can fit it in" = "It never got out of hand."

??

Just wondering.

Perhaps Tom Cruise could pick up the slack,
couldn't fill it,
but he could pick it up
Please excuse the coffee, but I just had a funny idea for an ad:

Woman trips in door of apartment, obviously tipsy, smooching shadowy figure gradually revealed to be *gasp!* Johnny. Much panting and whatnot ensues. Screen fades to black. Same woman wakes up apparently unclothed, hair dissheveled, rubs her eyes, sees *SHREEEEK!!!* Tom Cruise lying next to her.


teehee
I think, this is all just the tabloids trying to find something of a story. No matter how odd.

Yesyes, Johnny would probably make people think twice about safer sex, and maybe it could make a difference. I'm not against this for that reason. He is someone people notice.

But imagine a commercial, with Johnnys talking about sex, followed by this:



I wouldn't be able to contain myself. The giggle fits ensue.

Beanie

Shame....but seems my original take on the story was correct....It is a pile of horse shit....I would be steering clear of those ads too if my name was Johnny...no offence LOL
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