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Morning my dahlings~ Looked like a quiet day in here yesterday. Well, we all need one of those every now and then.


For you JDI...MIA...missing in action. Nautical term. (not really)


I was MIA yesterday...had another b-day dinner with my sis and her
family and MIL. My nephew used to work for Walmart and for my
b-day, he walked in with the cardboard AWE DVD display from the store! LOL~!

Where the hell am I going to put that? Um. It's hugish. And gorgeous. Just sayin~ (am I spoiled or what?)

This face...


And THIS one~

Though this one is full body and about 4 feet high.


I am off...bed is calling. Post yer twofers. How about making the day all about Jack~?



Tuesday's coffee me dearies. It's on and it's hot~









......



Acushla.

Love you Johnny. More and more each and every day.




Good to see you back ME. Ageless? Me? HAHAHAHAHA!


Dram. :candleblack: ]]>


Morning my dahlings~ Looked like a quiet day in here yesterday. Well, we all need one of those every now and then.


For you JDI...MIA...missing in action. Nautical term. (not really)


I was MIA yesterday...had another b-day dinner with my sis and her
family and MIL. My nephew used to work for Walmart and for my
b-day, he walked in with the cardboard AWE DVD display from the store! LOL~!

Where the hell am I going to put that? Um. It's hugish. And gorgeous. Just sayin~ (am I spoiled or what?)

This face...


And THIS one~

Though this one is full body and about 4 feet high.


I am off...bed is calling. Post yer twofers. How about making the day all about Jack~?



Tuesday's coffee me dearies. It's on and it's hot~









......



Acushla.

Love you Johnny. More and more each and every day.




Good to see you back ME. Ageless? Me? HAHAHAHAHA!


Dram. :candleblack: ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=688 Sun, 11 May 2008 23:49:34 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=688


Morning dahlings~ Well bugger. Having such trouble posting and getting that page cannot be displayed message.
I just hate that, have to tell you. So, I am using the bare bones in my WORD to at least get something written. Cross those fingers...


I had a GREAT day yesterday and was so very spoiled. DH gave me a watch, a wonderful book about Sweeney and
(I hate to admit this) the movie. Hillary gave me a Guess handbag and a certificate to have a family portrait taken.
And Brianne (and her BF) have a script from Chocolat on the way...it’s not here yet but will be arriving from
*cough* West Hollywood, soon. How spoiled is THIS princess? LOL!


Okay ladies. Here’s the word...suggested by my eldest DD, Brianne. In honour of my b-day...


ageless:-adjective - not aging or appearing to age; lasting forever; eternal; undying:


But I said to her, ‘the word has to be related to something Johnny’. Youngest whelp chimed in that Johnny
will be like Harrison Ford...66 years old and still darn good looking. No accounting for taste, I guess. LOL!


Monday morning...not the greatest start but oh well~ We persevere and carry on.
Coffee’s on me dearies and it’s HOT! So is Johnny...so much moreso than Harrison Ford. WTF was she thinking?



......

Acushla~

Acushla.

Love him. Love him so~


Posting without pics...just gotta get it up before it goes POOF!]]>


Morning dahlings~ Well bugger. Having such trouble posting and getting that page cannot be displayed message.
I just hate that, have to tell you. So, I am using the bare bones in my WORD to at least get something written. Cross those fingers...


I had a GREAT day yesterday and was so very spoiled. DH gave me a watch, a wonderful book about Sweeney and
(I hate to admit this) the movie. Hillary gave me a Guess handbag and a certificate to have a family portrait taken.
And Brianne (and her BF) have a script from Chocolat on the way...it’s not here yet but will be arriving from
*cough* West Hollywood, soon. How spoiled is THIS princess? LOL!


Okay ladies. Here’s the word...suggested by my eldest DD, Brianne. In honour of my b-day...


ageless:-adjective - not aging or appearing to age; lasting forever; eternal; undying:


But I said to her, ‘the word has to be related to something Johnny’. Youngest whelp chimed in that Johnny
will be like Harrison Ford...66 years old and still darn good looking. No accounting for taste, I guess. LOL!


Monday morning...not the greatest start but oh well~ We persevere and carry on.
Coffee’s on me dearies and it’s HOT! So is Johnny...so much moreso than Harrison Ford. WTF was she thinking?



......

Acushla~

Acushla.

Love him. Love him so~


Posting without pics...just gotta get it up before it goes POOF!]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=687 Sun, 11 May 2008 11:08:45 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=687 Amazing YouTube video clip!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs0eYHjqBs ]]> Amazing YouTube video clip!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs0eYHjqBs ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=686 Fri, 09 May 2008 17:22:15 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=686





Well... none of it will spoil into cottage cheese so it can wait.

Happy Friday !!!
and a Happy Mums Day too on Sunday!! All you mothers ( you know what i really mean) have a fabo day with your loved ones and enjoy the day.

I must admit.. I have a visitor coming this weekend...:LoveShower: ooh and Idzy is excited to say the least. More ( or not) later on the old subject of PFD :th_a3dd3ea2:


so lets see... what mischief shall we get ourselves into this weekend??

I am thinking a little Finding Neverland would be perfect. Poor James is always left out of our weekend games being such a nice guy and all... but hey lets show him a good time !!! He was of course also very nice to a good mother of some very busy boys!

Good things to do or recieve on Moms Day...

A portrait of you drawn by your kids ! or one you draw of your mom !!



Go Dancing !!



or just drive around with the dog...



oops not gonna sneak faye in here this weekend.. I gotta go !!!











WHAT SAY YOU TO THAT??


]]>





Well... none of it will spoil into cottage cheese so it can wait.

Happy Friday !!!
and a Happy Mums Day too on Sunday!! All you mothers ( you know what i really mean) have a fabo day with your loved ones and enjoy the day.

I must admit.. I have a visitor coming this weekend...:LoveShower: ooh and Idzy is excited to say the least. More ( or not) later on the old subject of PFD :th_a3dd3ea2:


so lets see... what mischief shall we get ourselves into this weekend??

I am thinking a little Finding Neverland would be perfect. Poor James is always left out of our weekend games being such a nice guy and all... but hey lets show him a good time !!! He was of course also very nice to a good mother of some very busy boys!

Good things to do or recieve on Moms Day...

A portrait of you drawn by your kids ! or one you draw of your mom !!



Go Dancing !!



or just drive around with the dog...



oops not gonna sneak faye in here this weekend.. I gotta go !!!











WHAT SAY YOU TO THAT??


]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=685 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:34:33 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=685
May08
How about a fun, completely unsubstantiated rumor for Thursday to keep you going until the weekend?

It’s going around the streets of Seattle like wildfire that Johnny Depp is going to buy the old Crocodile Cafe and make it much, much cooler (and hotter) than it ever was before. This is from several unreliable sources, some of whom were at least partially inebriated at the time of bean-spillage. It’s a juicy one though, and Seattle would LOVE it to be true, am I right?

Original article]]>
May08
How about a fun, completely unsubstantiated rumor for Thursday to keep you going until the weekend?

It’s going around the streets of Seattle like wildfire that Johnny Depp is going to buy the old Crocodile Cafe and make it much, much cooler (and hotter) than it ever was before. This is from several unreliable sources, some of whom were at least partially inebriated at the time of bean-spillage. It’s a juicy one though, and Seattle would LOVE it to be true, am I right?

Original article]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=683 Fri, 09 May 2008 01:21:11 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=683


Morning my dahlings~ I am not sure what was in the coffee yesterday that created
the collective hormonal release...ah well. I was immune for once. Sensible taurus and all that.

I will put out the hankies but I am not laundering them. Just saying. Return them pressed,
if you please. If you don't have an iron handy, send them to Debb. Apparently, she presses things.

Or you can rely on the Betty way of pressing...



Not sure how effective it would be but I am certain it would be more fun than the usual chore.


On that note, my wonderful bed is calling. See you in the morning. xxx


Friday's coffee is on and it's hot. Don't forget your mums this weekend.
I shall remember mine with a yellow rose. I miss her. (damn...where are those hankies?)


I may need a drink this weekend. The Belles will be open later, loves. Until then, get this
hut humming along, in true JDa style. :hug:


How about a few that don't get posted often, but should...




Hehehehe....gotta love the guy~



Just a bit of heaven...



Dig in those buckets and find some treasure.


......



Acushla.

Love you Johnny. More and more each and every day.



Just putting them out...you know. In case it's another boo hoo day.


Miss you mum. x ]]>


Morning my dahlings~ I am not sure what was in the coffee yesterday that created
the collective hormonal release...ah well. I was immune for once. Sensible taurus and all that.

I will put out the hankies but I am not laundering them. Just saying. Return them pressed,
if you please. If you don't have an iron handy, send them to Debb. Apparently, she presses things.

Or you can rely on the Betty way of pressing...



Not sure how effective it would be but I am certain it would be more fun than the usual chore.


On that note, my wonderful bed is calling. See you in the morning. xxx


Friday's coffee is on and it's hot. Don't forget your mums this weekend.
I shall remember mine with a yellow rose. I miss her. (damn...where are those hankies?)


I may need a drink this weekend. The Belles will be open later, loves. Until then, get this
hut humming along, in true JDa style. :hug:


How about a few that don't get posted often, but should...




Hehehehe....gotta love the guy~



Just a bit of heaven...



Dig in those buckets and find some treasure.


......



Acushla.

Love you Johnny. More and more each and every day.



Just putting them out...you know. In case it's another boo hoo day.


Miss you mum. x ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=681 Thu, 08 May 2008 22:06:18 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=681



Hello Fair Ones~
The week flew by again and despite no new Johnny, we enjoyed the
same warmth and comfort through our freindship.
Whether we express our soulfulness here or playfulness
in the Hut, our spirits strengthen by just being together.
Tis All Good ~


Thank you for bringing your inspiration daily.
The power in our collectiveness empowers
the Shoppe and each other and maitains a
constent flow of positive energy.
I am happy when our little corner is filled with
spirit! Please know that your words, quotes,
poems, photos, and humor are what makes
this little place twinkle!
I love you all!


No fireside chat this week but I will share
some cosmic information for you to be aware of.

Jupiter Retrograde



Saturn just sent ripples in your life by going direct,
but another major wave of change is coming on
May 9 when Jupiter turns retrograde.

Jupiter is the planet of luck, grace, favor
and fortune. Jupiter brings wealth, abundance,
and optimism. Our successes, accomplishments
and prosperity are all within the realm of the
grace this large planet bestows upon us.

However, when Jupiter turns retrograde,
our forward momentum is reversed.
This period is not a good time to start new
ventures, make financial investments or even
change jobs for that matter. Rather, it is a
time to finish projects, an excellent time to pay
attention to relationships, as well a time to gain
a better perspective on life and our inner self.
The major emphasis of a Jupiter retrograde period
is on inner awareness and inner growth.

May 9 - September 7, 2008.
Rethink philosophical challenges and religious
activities. Engage in philanthropic work.
Reevaluate previous beliefs, legal matters,
and management policies. Faith in government,
education, experts and law is questioned.






We Love you Johnny ~ :BH:


Gentle Blessing, Johnny and my friends ~
Have a wonderful weekend and a peaceful week ahead.
x, Choc ~



:BH: Love You Johnny :BH: ]]>



Hello Fair Ones~
The week flew by again and despite no new Johnny, we enjoyed the
same warmth and comfort through our freindship.
Whether we express our soulfulness here or playfulness
in the Hut, our spirits strengthen by just being together.
Tis All Good ~


Thank you for bringing your inspiration daily.
The power in our collectiveness empowers
the Shoppe and each other and maitains a
constent flow of positive energy.
I am happy when our little corner is filled with
spirit! Please know that your words, quotes,
poems, photos, and humor are what makes
this little place twinkle!
I love you all!


No fireside chat this week but I will share
some cosmic information for you to be aware of.

Jupiter Retrograde



Saturn just sent ripples in your life by going direct,
but another major wave of change is coming on
May 9 when Jupiter turns retrograde.

Jupiter is the planet of luck, grace, favor
and fortune. Jupiter brings wealth, abundance,
and optimism. Our successes, accomplishments
and prosperity are all within the realm of the
grace this large planet bestows upon us.

However, when Jupiter turns retrograde,
our forward momentum is reversed.
This period is not a good time to start new
ventures, make financial investments or even
change jobs for that matter. Rather, it is a
time to finish projects, an excellent time to pay
attention to relationships, as well a time to gain
a better perspective on life and our inner self.
The major emphasis of a Jupiter retrograde period
is on inner awareness and inner growth.

May 9 - September 7, 2008.
Rethink philosophical challenges and religious
activities. Engage in philanthropic work.
Reevaluate previous beliefs, legal matters,
and management policies. Faith in government,
education, experts and law is questioned.






We Love you Johnny ~ :BH:


Gentle Blessing, Johnny and my friends ~
Have a wonderful weekend and a peaceful week ahead.
x, Choc ~



:BH: Love You Johnny :BH: ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=680 Thu, 08 May 2008 20:44:10 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=680 Go Danny !!!



How do you get a debut novel published? It helps if your surname is Depp


By Arifa Akbar, Arts Correspondent
Friday, 9 May 2008

Set in the celebrity-studded enclave of the Hollywood Hills, the novel sees a private investigator hired by an A-list actor who is receiving a series of chilling death threats from an obsessive fan.

Ordinarily, the thriller written by a debut novelist, Daniel P Depp, might have found a modest market among crime fiction fans.

But once publishers discovered that the writer could offer an "insider's view" of Hollywood, there was a savage bidding war to buy the rights to the book. For Daniel P is the half-brother of a certain Johnny Depp.

Loser's Town is poised to become a publishing phenomenon around the world as well as in its home market of the United States. The rights to it were bought by Simon and Schuster in Britain in a "pre-emptive" deal – when an offer is so high that the book is taken off the market – as well as being snapped up in Canada, Hungary and France, with more foreign rights due to be sold, according to The Bookseller.

Depp's literary agent, Meg Davis, said she expected the interest to be "global" in the months leading up to publication next spring, with a follow-up "series" already planned.

"Daniel has been a producer [with Johnny Depp] so it has got a lot of authenticity and it gives the reader an insider's view of Hollywood," added Ms Davis.

The book, which is described as "half literary, half commercial" in style, involves a blackmail plot which the hard-bitten private investigator, David Spandau, is drafted in to solve. But in spite of its insights into Hollywood's underworld, Ms Davis said it was "purely fictitious" and was not inspired by the life of the author's famous brother.

"It's about a fictitious gangster who decides the only way to get someone to make his film is to blackmail a famous actor to be in it. This is no connection to Johnny. It's about Daniel wanting to be recognised as a writer rather than as Johnny's brother. There's no gossip in it. You read it for finding out how Hollywood works," she said.

Like his famous half-brother, Johnny, with whom he shares the same father, Daniel Depp was born in Kentucky. He read classics at university and after various jobs as a journalist, bookseller, photographer and teacher, he set up a production company called Scaramanga with Johnny in Hollywood.

They both worked on the film, The Brave, in 1997, with Johnny directing and starring alongside Marlon Brando, while Danielco-wrote the script.

The film was about a Native American released from jail who is offered the chance to "star" as the victim of a snuff film for a huge sum of money which would help his poverty stricken family.

The brothers made no other films together but the experience gave Daniel Depp a profound insight into the way Hollywood functions. Ms Davis said: "There is always work for a private investigator in Hollywood. You get a lot of actors – especially those who are stellar – who get death threats, or offers of marriage."


and another story is here:
HERE]]> Go Danny !!!



How do you get a debut novel published? It helps if your surname is Depp


By Arifa Akbar, Arts Correspondent
Friday, 9 May 2008

Set in the celebrity-studded enclave of the Hollywood Hills, the novel sees a private investigator hired by an A-list actor who is receiving a series of chilling death threats from an obsessive fan.

Ordinarily, the thriller written by a debut novelist, Daniel P Depp, might have found a modest market among crime fiction fans.

But once publishers discovered that the writer could offer an "insider's view" of Hollywood, there was a savage bidding war to buy the rights to the book. For Daniel P is the half-brother of a certain Johnny Depp.

Loser's Town is poised to become a publishing phenomenon around the world as well as in its home market of the United States. The rights to it were bought by Simon and Schuster in Britain in a "pre-emptive" deal – when an offer is so high that the book is taken off the market – as well as being snapped up in Canada, Hungary and France, with more foreign rights due to be sold, according to The Bookseller.

Depp's literary agent, Meg Davis, said she expected the interest to be "global" in the months leading up to publication next spring, with a follow-up "series" already planned.

"Daniel has been a producer [with Johnny Depp] so it has got a lot of authenticity and it gives the reader an insider's view of Hollywood," added Ms Davis.

The book, which is described as "half literary, half commercial" in style, involves a blackmail plot which the hard-bitten private investigator, David Spandau, is drafted in to solve. But in spite of its insights into Hollywood's underworld, Ms Davis said it was "purely fictitious" and was not inspired by the life of the author's famous brother.

"It's about a fictitious gangster who decides the only way to get someone to make his film is to blackmail a famous actor to be in it. This is no connection to Johnny. It's about Daniel wanting to be recognised as a writer rather than as Johnny's brother. There's no gossip in it. You read it for finding out how Hollywood works," she said.

Like his famous half-brother, Johnny, with whom he shares the same father, Daniel Depp was born in Kentucky. He read classics at university and after various jobs as a journalist, bookseller, photographer and teacher, he set up a production company called Scaramanga with Johnny in Hollywood.

They both worked on the film, The Brave, in 1997, with Johnny directing and starring alongside Marlon Brando, while Danielco-wrote the script.

The film was about a Native American released from jail who is offered the chance to "star" as the victim of a snuff film for a huge sum of money which would help his poverty stricken family.

The brothers made no other films together but the experience gave Daniel Depp a profound insight into the way Hollywood functions. Ms Davis said: "There is always work for a private investigator in Hollywood. You get a lot of actors – especially those who are stellar – who get death threats, or offers of marriage."


and another story is here:
HERE]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=679 Thu, 08 May 2008 01:22:09 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=679


Morning dahlings~ Ah yes. I much prefer that greeting as opposed to the skank reference
but it's all in good fun.


Please bear in mind that I don't fuss about details and so the particulars about things like filming
are not terribly sharp at the best of times...about Molokai and POTC. If my memory serves, Orlando and
Keira were in Hawaii towards the very end of the filming of AWE and I always assumed that it was that
final scene of conubial bliss at long last that was filmed there. I honestly do not recall hearing that
Johnny was in Hawaii for any of the POTC filming. Of course, if anyone has any info, feel free to
set the record straight.

This link might help~


The world tour...sigh. Always something. Sorry beans. I do hope it all works out for you. The T3
are always looking for a meet up.



We are a fun bunch, you know. Real friendly-like. :eek:


Thursday's double Depping thrusting thirsting...just do what you do...
run amock and keep the hut humming. You are the bestest, dear ones. Coffee's on and it's hot.


Coffee anyone?



Don't mind if I do, luv. Hot it up, if you please~








......



My acushla.

Love you Johnny. Love you so~


:candleblack: Remember, do whatever it takes to keep moving forward. :hug: ]]>


Morning dahlings~ Ah yes. I much prefer that greeting as opposed to the skank reference
but it's all in good fun.


Please bear in mind that I don't fuss about details and so the particulars about things like filming
are not terribly sharp at the best of times...about Molokai and POTC. If my memory serves, Orlando and
Keira were in Hawaii towards the very end of the filming of AWE and I always assumed that it was that
final scene of conubial bliss at long last that was filmed there. I honestly do not recall hearing that
Johnny was in Hawaii for any of the POTC filming. Of course, if anyone has any info, feel free to
set the record straight.

This link might help~


The world tour...sigh. Always something. Sorry beans. I do hope it all works out for you. The T3
are always looking for a meet up.



We are a fun bunch, you know. Real friendly-like. :eek:


Thursday's double Depping thrusting thirsting...just do what you do...
run amock and keep the hut humming. You are the bestest, dear ones. Coffee's on and it's hot.


Coffee anyone?



Don't mind if I do, luv. Hot it up, if you please~








......



My acushla.

Love you Johnny. Love you so~


:candleblack: Remember, do whatever it takes to keep moving forward. :hug: ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=678 Wed, 07 May 2008 00:32:09 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=678


Morning skanks...I mean, dahlings~ I certainly enjoyed some good laughs yesterday,
some at the expense of my own person, but hey, if one cannot laugh at oneself, there are more than enough
people to step in and complete the task :wakingup:


On that note, I was wondering just what the hell day it actually is for today's post because obviously
when I copied the 'bones' for coffee, I didn't change the day...so Tuesday's coffee actually said
Monday. Seems Idz was the only one that caught the fauz pas. No wonder I felt like a fish outta
water. Grey and shrinking but at least I was holding his hand while the other held his gun.
There is something to be said about that.


Not to mention that the picture does no justice.

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.



Okay...going in for another round. Dare I say that today is Hump Day?


I'd say 'pinkies up' but I would guess that it would be a waste of breath...or type, as the case may be~



WEDNESDAY'S coffee is on my darling skankettes and it's hot...have at it~


A couple of lovlies.













......



Acushla.

Love you Johnny. More and more each day.


:th_a3dd3ea2: Sloths on the pavement...twas fun. Indeed~ ]]>


Morning skanks...I mean, dahlings~ I certainly enjoyed some good laughs yesterday,
some at the expense of my own person, but hey, if one cannot laugh at oneself, there are more than enough
people to step in and complete the task :wakingup:


On that note, I was wondering just what the hell day it actually is for today's post because obviously
when I copied the 'bones' for coffee, I didn't change the day...so Tuesday's coffee actually said
Monday. Seems Idz was the only one that caught the fauz pas. No wonder I felt like a fish outta
water. Grey and shrinking but at least I was holding his hand while the other held his gun.
There is something to be said about that.


Not to mention that the picture does no justice.

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.



Okay...going in for another round. Dare I say that today is Hump Day?


I'd say 'pinkies up' but I would guess that it would be a waste of breath...or type, as the case may be~



WEDNESDAY'S coffee is on my darling skankettes and it's hot...have at it~


A couple of lovlies.













......



Acushla.

Love you Johnny. More and more each day.


:th_a3dd3ea2: Sloths on the pavement...twas fun. Indeed~ ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=675 Mon, 05 May 2008 23:43:47 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=675


Morning dahlings~ Had some wonderful coffee all ready to go and as I was picking out the twofers,
my internet quit and I lost it all.


So, this is all ya get. I love Johnny. :BH:


Have fun with some twofers....dashing off to bed before I lost this one too. xxx

Monday's coffee is on, ladies and it is HOT!



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Always~


]]>


Morning dahlings~ Had some wonderful coffee all ready to go and as I was picking out the twofers,
my internet quit and I lost it all.


So, this is all ya get. I love Johnny. :BH:


Have fun with some twofers....dashing off to bed before I lost this one too. xxx

Monday's coffee is on, ladies and it is HOT!



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Always~


]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=674 Mon, 05 May 2008 00:01:13 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=674


Morning dahlings~ Home again and as always, it feels good. DH and I spent a VERY relaxing
couple of days away and despite the rain, we had oh-so-much fun enjoying the company...food, drink, fun
and games and...karaoke! I kid you not. And yes, I did sing but would not use the mike~ I would not inflict
THAT torture on anyone! Needless to say, a good time was had by all.



I still have to read the Belles and catch up on the board happenings. I did spy cc's last pic post in
the pub and all I have to say is sigh~



So, with this pic and all the lovely thoughts it provokes, it was fortuitous that I very quickly
stumbled onto a word that is oh so fitting for today...


basorexia: noun- an overwhelming desire to kiss




Oh yes...an overwhelming desire to kiss that curve of the neck (at the very least~) Perhaps
nibble the ear...whisper a bit...play with the hair. Stop me.



Thanks cc for the inspiration. I have no doubt that you will all have a wonderful time with
today's word and all the daydreams that go along with it.


Um...pinkies up, of course.


Monday's coffee is on, ladies and it is HOT!


As much as I would love to bestow kisses on that beautiful man, it would not be unusual
to have an overwhelming desire to be kissed?



Or devoured, as the case may be...damn. :eek:



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Wherever you are today. Love you so.



I am in a mood. Must be homones. :eat : ]]>


Morning dahlings~ Home again and as always, it feels good. DH and I spent a VERY relaxing
couple of days away and despite the rain, we had oh-so-much fun enjoying the company...food, drink, fun
and games and...karaoke! I kid you not. And yes, I did sing but would not use the mike~ I would not inflict
THAT torture on anyone! Needless to say, a good time was had by all.



I still have to read the Belles and catch up on the board happenings. I did spy cc's last pic post in
the pub and all I have to say is sigh~



So, with this pic and all the lovely thoughts it provokes, it was fortuitous that I very quickly
stumbled onto a word that is oh so fitting for today...


basorexia: noun- an overwhelming desire to kiss




Oh yes...an overwhelming desire to kiss that curve of the neck (at the very least~) Perhaps
nibble the ear...whisper a bit...play with the hair. Stop me.



Thanks cc for the inspiration. I have no doubt that you will all have a wonderful time with
today's word and all the daydreams that go along with it.


Um...pinkies up, of course.


Monday's coffee is on, ladies and it is HOT!


As much as I would love to bestow kisses on that beautiful man, it would not be unusual
to have an overwhelming desire to be kissed?



Or devoured, as the case may be...damn. :eek:



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Wherever you are today. Love you so.



I am in a mood. Must be homones. :eat : ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=672 Fri, 02 May 2008 23:04:58 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=672
Quote:The votes have been cast in their thousands, gathered together and carefully counted, and so it's now finally time to announce the 100 Sexiest Men of 2008 as voted by you. You'll find many changes in chart position from the last list as sexy celebs have fallen in and out of favour, plus many new entries. So who was crowned the sexiest man of 2008? Browse through the list and find out …



here are the first seven ones, you can see the rest 'cause I’m not writing 100 names :c9:

1)Colin Firth
2)Jude Law ( I don't like him at all, he's too.. “conceited” is the word??)
3)David Tennant ( no clue about who he is)
4)Brad Pitt (he must feel bad because he's not the first one :th_a3dd3ea2:)
5)Keanu Reeves ( WTF?! I don’t have anything against him but he’s not sexy at all!!)
6)Chris Evans
And..

7)JOHNY DEPP:LoveShower:


SOURCE]]>
Quote:The votes have been cast in their thousands, gathered together and carefully counted, and so it's now finally time to announce the 100 Sexiest Men of 2008 as voted by you. You'll find many changes in chart position from the last list as sexy celebs have fallen in and out of favour, plus many new entries. So who was crowned the sexiest man of 2008? Browse through the list and find out …



here are the first seven ones, you can see the rest 'cause I’m not writing 100 names :c9:

1)Colin Firth
2)Jude Law ( I don't like him at all, he's too.. “conceited” is the word??)
3)David Tennant ( no clue about who he is)
4)Brad Pitt (he must feel bad because he's not the first one :th_a3dd3ea2:)
5)Keanu Reeves ( WTF?! I don’t have anything against him but he’s not sexy at all!!)
6)Chris Evans
And..

7)JOHNY DEPP:LoveShower:


SOURCE]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=670 Fri, 02 May 2008 15:13:04 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=670





ahh May has arrived. Complete with poles ( large and small) and the hope that soon we can wear white too with Memorial day headed our way !! oh wait.. is it Easter white? i forget. When can we wear it??.

a little Havana WHite..


Oh White !! this weekend?? Lets see Johnny in white. Not all white.. but some white. you can do it I have faith!!
and add to that a little Sands and Peurco
( yes Idz knows thats a Vaca not a Puerco work with me here...)
rambling right along here....
Is Johnny in WI ? or IND ? or what>? please do update me. I am having enough of a hard time trying to figure out where I am.. and I have no idea what is up on filming. I am sure someone can fill in the blanks for us. ANd pirate any new piccies.... you guys are fabulous ya know??







ok ladies...

im back on the road today... need to pack my stuff to take to BWood and move Jim and PFD and geeze.. why are we all MOVING AGAIN !!! get my cat (or as ME put it.. my lost pussy)

























almost there... more tightey? whitey..












LOL FAYE ALERT !!!



i dropped a contact... lol




















almost there...
little LOL sweeney here:
















WHAT SAY YOU TO THAT?
]]>





ahh May has arrived. Complete with poles ( large and small) and the hope that soon we can wear white too with Memorial day headed our way !! oh wait.. is it Easter white? i forget. When can we wear it??.

a little Havana WHite..


Oh White !! this weekend?? Lets see Johnny in white. Not all white.. but some white. you can do it I have faith!!
and add to that a little Sands and Peurco
( yes Idz knows thats a Vaca not a Puerco work with me here...)
rambling right along here....
Is Johnny in WI ? or IND ? or what>? please do update me. I am having enough of a hard time trying to figure out where I am.. and I have no idea what is up on filming. I am sure someone can fill in the blanks for us. ANd pirate any new piccies.... you guys are fabulous ya know??







ok ladies...

im back on the road today... need to pack my stuff to take to BWood and move Jim and PFD and geeze.. why are we all MOVING AGAIN !!! get my cat (or as ME put it.. my lost pussy)

























almost there... more tightey? whitey..












LOL FAYE ALERT !!!



i dropped a contact... lol




















almost there...
little LOL sweeney here:
















WHAT SAY YOU TO THAT?
]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=668 Fri, 02 May 2008 01:24:50 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=668
Come out for a piratey day of family fun.

Meet Marty Klebba, Matt Roloff, Barbossa's crew and other special guests. We are having an auction of items donated by Orlando Bloom, Naomi Harris, David Bailie, Ve Neil and many more celebs.

I will update as we move along... Ye compass points to Salt Lake City!]]>
Come out for a piratey day of family fun.

Meet Marty Klebba, Matt Roloff, Barbossa's crew and other special guests. We are having an auction of items donated by Orlando Bloom, Naomi Harris, David Bailie, Ve Neil and many more celebs.

I will update as we move along... Ye compass points to Salt Lake City!]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=667 Fri, 02 May 2008 00:22:51 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=667


Morning dahlings~ Forgive me but I have to start today's thread with one thought...


BANANA HAMMOCKS! I HAD to google.



So what's the big deal?



On another note, one just has to visit Typhoon Lagoon at Disney and feast the eyes. Then go blind~



So Johnny is in Madison? Do I have that right? Hopefully, we will have some new pics again soon.
We are getting hungry. :eat :


So...DH and I are away for the weekend. We have been invited to spend time with friends
at a beautiful cottage just a bit northeast of Toronto. It's supposed to rain all weekend but
it will be nice to just relax and enjoy the company. Hot tub and all. DH, who works like a
dog to keep me in the style to which I have become accustomed, needs the break.


See you Sunday... :surrender1: Keep the hut humming then bring the roof down in the Belles.
That is your mission.


Uh...hi Idz~ :wakingup:



Friday dear ones...coffee's on and it's hot.



Have to post this one again.

I am not sure why I love the Mort look but damn. I do.


Post your stripes. Kind of like hoist the colours, but not so much.


Shhh.

(bloody hell)



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Always~



Belated congrats to you wenchie on the birth of Ella.
(she weighed in the same as Hill when she was born...the little chunk,
that she was!) I planned to post in Thursday's but once I got the thread
written, I posted and went to bed and forgot to add it. I am delighted for you, darlin~ :c9: ]]>


Morning dahlings~ Forgive me but I have to start today's thread with one thought...


BANANA HAMMOCKS! I HAD to google.



So what's the big deal?



On another note, one just has to visit Typhoon Lagoon at Disney and feast the eyes. Then go blind~



So Johnny is in Madison? Do I have that right? Hopefully, we will have some new pics again soon.
We are getting hungry. :eat :


So...DH and I are away for the weekend. We have been invited to spend time with friends
at a beautiful cottage just a bit northeast of Toronto. It's supposed to rain all weekend but
it will be nice to just relax and enjoy the company. Hot tub and all. DH, who works like a
dog to keep me in the style to which I have become accustomed, needs the break.


See you Sunday... :surrender1: Keep the hut humming then bring the roof down in the Belles.
That is your mission.


Uh...hi Idz~ :wakingup:



Friday dear ones...coffee's on and it's hot.



Have to post this one again.

I am not sure why I love the Mort look but damn. I do.


Post your stripes. Kind of like hoist the colours, but not so much.


Shhh.

(bloody hell)



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Always~



Belated congrats to you wenchie on the birth of Ella.
(she weighed in the same as Hill when she was born...the little chunk,
that she was!) I planned to post in Thursday's but once I got the thread
written, I posted and went to bed and forgot to add it. I am delighted for you, darlin~ :c9: ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=666 Thu, 01 May 2008 22:43:09 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=666 May 2008

FANNY
Come on Rusty. Grab the noodles and let’s get going.
I wanna get the best spot at Idzy,s party at the
Mom’s WIFI Café and Pool. Don’t want to be on the
end with all the floaties you know!

RUSTY
I’m coming. Geesh…you know I wasn’t the one that
signed us up for those swimming lessons.


FANNY
Hey have you seen the Pool Gate Guy?
Just getting past him is worth putting on the thongs.

RUSTY
You have a thong on? How can you tell?

FANNY
You don’t think I’d let it be visible do you?
Next thing you know Idzy’d be taking pics..
Besides its only for certain eyes.
And there is….hey Mr Pool Gate Guy!


“Evening Fanny. I see you brought a friend tonight.

FANNY
Friend? Oh yeah, her. She’s Rusty.

POOL GATE GUY
Hmmm…well if’s she’s rusty maybe I
can lubricate her hinges?

RUSTY
Trust me PG, lubrication would be no problem….hey!
(Fanny drags Rusty past gate)

FANNY
There. (points)

Lets see if we can grab something there.
And if you do grab something make sure
you’re wearing gloves.
Hey there’s Idzy!

RUSTY
Idzy what are you doing?



IDZY
Lap time, you know. Got to get out of my car
and do a few laps, right George?

GEORGE
You blow me away Idz.

DEPPUTIZEDME
Excuse me Idzy. We have a problem in the kitchen.

IDZY
ME? Did I hire you as a waitress?

ME
No, I volunteered. I mean have you seen the customers?

And the tips they give….mmmmm…..

*IDZY and ME go to kitchen*



IDZY
What’s he doing?

ME
That new guy in town ordered Flat Iron Steak.

IDZY
All right, all right. We got Hamburger Helper right?
Well lets get grinding some meat and…ME? ME?
What are you doing?

ME
Grinding the meat

Make them feel the tremors in the Midwest, baby! Yeah!

IDZY
Okay, Sam, go find Kat. I think she mentioned some
time ago she has hot cross buns
And melons.

SAM
Ok, I’ll head over to her place.


*Fifteen minutes pass…Sam returns…with nothing*

SAM
Sorry Idzy. Kat was busy.

IDZY
Doing what?

SAM
Wall touching. *shudders remembering*




WILMOT

Come Lady Choc! I am famished. Let us go home
and partake of your specialty.

CHOC
Oh yes my Lord! Onion rings!

IDZY
But we have onion rings here Choc.

CHOC
But my onion rings are served up special Idzy.
The Earl serves and I partake.
*whispers*

IDZY
Oh my!

CHOC
I knoooowww!

IDZY
Well, guess that would put a whole new spin in the Café.
Ok…catch you later at the concert.

*back at the Shoppe*

WILMOT (tapping service bell)
Order’s up M’Lady!





*across town at the Canada Goose Down Mattress store*

BABS
Excuse me, I’m in need of a mattress.

SALESMAN


Welcome Barrista. Care to try our newest mattress?
It’s called DINOmite!
BABS
Certainly, let me just slip out of my cowboy hat and sandals.
Okay first mattress…

My goodness, that was a fine test.
But the mattress was a bit too hard.
That’s not a complaint on my test-helper, mind you.
May I try others?

SALESMAN

I think I can accommodate you Miss Babs.
Follow me. This is the Neverland Naptime


*Babs tries out*

BABS
Sorry, that one was a bit too soft.


SALESMAN
You’re a tough cookie Miss Babs.
Okay…here’s our third option.
Called The Elm Street Special.



BABS
Oh no, Jenny’s reported on them. Said they were no glood. They tend to snap wide open after one sleep.
I’m not even crawling into that one.
*Looks at Tester #3*
Then again…it is just a test.
*starts to crawl in*

“No Babs!”


“Come home luv. I have the perfect mattress back at the boat.”

BABS
Oh Roux, darling….what makes it perfect?

ROUX
You, of course.

*Later*
You were so right about this mattress Roux”

*drifts off singing “Hey there…you with the stars in your eyes*

(back at the pool party)

TRUDY
Oh My Girls! I Have Come Back From A Fine Ride!

DRAMACED
Oh TruD! You came up so fast on me I spewed
and blew bubbles out my nose!

TOMMY

Dram, you’re in the pool….those bubbles did not
come out your nose.
SoTruD, tell me about your fine ride.

TRUDY
It Was So Fine It Was! And I Even Got To Try Out His Stick Shift!
There He Is Now!


He’s Promised Me Driving Lessons Every Week.
Isn’t He Wonderful?

QUIET PIRATE
Do you think he’ll give me lessons too TruD?
*shows paycheck*
I got a raise, so I can afford him.

TRUDY
Oh, QP, He Doesn’t Take Money.
Says He Has Enough But I Am Sure
He’ll Gladly Give You A Lesson Or Two.
Let Me Ask Him.
*goes asks…returns*
He Said Yes QP. Why Don’t You Go Thank Him.

QP (skips over like a school girl)
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ok, see you later. Got to go help Aruam pack.



“Oh look, our dear JJDI sent a postcard”

“But she wrote it in Hawaiian.
Can’t understand a bloody word.”

THECAPTAINSWENCH
Give it here Jack. I’ve listened to every
Rosetta Stone tape from the library.
I think I can translate. Let’s see…she says…

Tried the poi


Learned new massage techniques

“Ohhh, like the sound of that”

and got a lei

“She did what???”

TCW
Got a lei..you know…the flower thing they
put around your neck.


“Oh right, luv. I knew that.”

*flip flop flip flop flip flop*

Bloody ‘ell, there goes Smitten.
Whats your rush luv?”


SMITTEN (rushing through)
Can’t stay Jack. Just got my airline tickets.
Beadle got me a good deal!
Gotta run, gotta a plane to catch!

(at the airport)

SMITTEN
That’s my flight?

BEADLE!!!

“It’s our best intentions at Beadle Travel to accommodate.
Wait till she sees her hotel.”


“Comes with complimentary Breakfast Bar”


(back at the Pool Party Beanie and MoHo
setting up sound stage)



I was gandering…yes, I was gandering.
What pray tell are you preparing?

BEANIE
We’re opening for Debb. We’re a cover band for Abba.

MOHO
Yeah, we call ourselves, “The Stray Chips”

JUDGE
And the gentlemen in the band?
I do believe they are new in town?

BEANIE
Oh these? *shakes one*
Just standees from CC’s shoppe.
I got ‘em free after she beaned
Me last month with one.
We’ve been practicing all week.

MOHO
Yeah…look at my poor blistered fingers!

JUDGE
Been practicing, you say? I have books that may help.
Show them CC.

(CC holds up books---Judge continues fondling the books)
Lyrics from Lennon; Melodies of Harrison…

*cough from behind …Judge turns to look*
And who are you, sir?


If y’have to ask mate, then there’s no need in y’knowing.
But let’s just say, I’m their temporary manager and if
ye got a problem, then take it up with me brother.
He’s over there checking their playlist.”



“They’ll open with Hunnie, Hunnie”

JACK
Sorry but I think that’s spelled H-O-N-E-Y

TEAGUE
Ye been taking lessons from Mo’s boy Rainey?

JACK
No, no. Go on.

TEAGUE
Then the grand finale will be for our special guest tonight.


JACK
Ahh, let me guess…Mama Mia!

TEAGUE
That’s me boy. Always the quick wit.

TURPIN
CC, where are you going?

CC
To the library. I think these books should be donated,
don’t you think?


“Back again CC? I swear you’re taking the books out
the back door and bringing them in the front”

*CC ponders the observation to keep returning to library*

CC
Well, you know me. Love to contribute.
Say, need some help today?
I’m very good in the stacks you know? *wink wink*

CIRCULATION DESK GUY
Great CC. I can always use an extra hand. *winks back*


(back at the Pool)

SHESBARKINGMAD
Excuse me sir, would you like a towel to dry off with?

BRASCO
I’m not even wet yet. And besides, aren’t they
kind-a small towels?

SBMad
Oh, they are really hankies. Hand-wrung and ready to go.
All the rage. See, there’s my Double XL. Very popular.



BRASCO
Wow! I best get a shot for the boys back at the office




You sir! Do you have hanky-envy?

SBMad
Hush now Mr T. No harm. Not every day someone
admires your hanky.

MR T
You are right Lara.
What did I ever do without you?
Care to dance?

SBMAD
Hmmm…not so near the fire. Maybe later.

SWEENEY (to Brasco)
My apologies sir. How about a shave?


SBMad
Not today Mr T! I do believe Donnie is busy.
Right Mr B?


“Another time then…and not a penny for it”

*chugging, backfires heard*

“What is that?”





(Wilma arrives with Aggie, Celine, LeJae, Giselle and Pegs)

FANNY (sauntering next to Sweeney)
It’s WOT, finest in the shoppe

SWEENEY
WOT?

FANNY
Wilma On Tractor. She’s going to be giving rides later.
Got my bib overalls all ready.
You got your riding duds, Sweeney?

SWEENEY
Of course

FANNY
Then best get changed and get in line.



WILMA *waves as they pass by*
Rounded up my new neighbors. Heading to
Miami to pick up Chofy. She got lost on the way to the party.
She’s in Florida not Illinois. See ya all when we get back!
Hop on Mr T!

SWEENEY
Anything you say.

(WOTmobile chugs off into the sunset)

“Awweee…but I wanted to ‘wide’ the WOTmobile too.”


Oh don’t be sad luv. Come along Kitten.
Plenty of rides here at Idzy’s party.
Let’s go try
The Ferris Wheel…well not really a Ferris wheel.,
more a Foot Wheel
But still fun. Hop in me pocket like a good pussy!



KITTEN
Faster! Faster! Captain Jack! Weeeeee…this is fun!
Remind me to ‘white’ Ms Idzy a thank you note….
this was the bestest day ever!
Are dere more wides Captain?

JACK
Indeed my little furry friend.
There’s the High swing

The boat ride


and lets not forget
the Walk Thru Fun House




“Soowee Jack…that last one scared the pee-jezzies out of me”

JACK *wiping away*
Not so bad.

*outside Deppville’s Hump-U-Niveristy*

QUIET PIRATE
Excuse me sir, but have you seen Aruam?
I was supposed to help her pack her things.



“She’s all done packing.”

QUIET PIRATE
Oh? And what’s that box you’re sitting on?

BOX GUY
She ran out of plastic bins.
I’m going to send this one to myself.

QUIET PIRATE
Ok…well, see you then.

ARUAM (from inside box)
Am I there yet?


(back at the Pool Party)




I swear I see EPS leading that pack?
Whats up with that?







Something lost in translation I believe.
Wenchie told him about JJDI’s lei and he approached
a Huddle of Hunnies and offered them a lei.
The rest dear man, is history.

EPS (shouting to Wilmot as she runs by)
Come on Johnny! You know you want to!


“I’m not playing!
I have to go home and lick Ellie’s Tiramisu bowl!

HOPE *checking the Deppville Cliff Notes/ Thesaurus*
Tiramisu bowl? Tiramisu bowl?
Oh here it is …OH MY GOSH!



And it’s even better with a bottle of brandy.
Good day m’lady.


SILLYWENCH
Sir! Sir! A question, if you have a minute?



JD
What’s up doll?

SILLYWENCH
I’ve been trying to find a way to the Discipline Room.
Can you direct me?

JD
I’m kinda new to this joint.
Only know where the bank and the airport are.
You might want to try one of the shops around
here for directions.

(Goes to Nick Of Time Clock Shoppe)
SW
Sorry, sir but I was told you might help me
find the Discipline Room.


“Hmm…never been myself, but maybe my
co-worker can help you. Kaz? Kaz?
She’s always behind the clock. Just a matter of finding her.
You might want to stop by later, after the concert.
On my way there now.

(back at the party)

“So glad you could join me Vianne.
I hear tell the day will be sunny and clear.
What do you think?”



VIANNE
I think I told the Hunnies I wouldn’t touch
the weatherman…but I think I can make
An exception in this case!


“That was some weather report James.
Think I can get tomorrow’s forecast too?”

(Outside The Stray Chips finishes their set--- Keith steps onstage)

“That was great girls….bright, shining lights, both of ye.
Ye both gave me chills…see?

So let’s get on with it. Spotlight center stage mate.”



Next up, Debb and the Triple Threat.
This month’s concert will benefit
Deppville Bank Tellers Retirement Fund
as there seemed to be a rash of withdrawals this month.
Oh…yes sir? You, with the big gun?


*All Hunnie eyes pivot quickly to the back*

“I’d like to make a donation, if I may?”


*Founding Father runs up onstage*

FOUNDING FATHER
Generous donation sir!
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don’t it girls?


KEITH
Okay, on with the show. To honor all the musically
inclined this month Debb is presenting Nickelback’s “Rock Star”
….let’s give them a big Hunnie Hello!

*applause applause*

DEBB
Hey Hunnies!

HUNNIES
Hey Debb!

DEBB
Let’s just get to it so we can all get back to the pool…
one..two..one…two…three…




Rock Star

I'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in


It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win


This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs


And a bathroom I can play baseball in


And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me



(Tell me what you need)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit


And a big black jet


with a bedroom in it



Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet



(Been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars


My own star on Hollywood Boulevard



Somewhere between Cher

and
James Dean

is fine for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name


[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars


And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars


The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap


We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat


And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars


Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there


Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair


Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels


Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes


Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free


(I'll have a quesadilla on the house)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion



Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion



Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me


(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name



I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors


Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser


Get washed-up singers writing all my songs

Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong


Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars


The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat


And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars


Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there


Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair


And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's who's who


They'll get you anything
with that evil smile


Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial


Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar



Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar



HUNNIES (all jumping into pool)

We wanna be a rockstar! We wanna be a rockstar!

SPLASH…SPLASH…SPLASH

“What’s the fuss all about”


FANNY
Crapola Todd…Sneak up on lady! So back from your ride on the WOTmobile?

SWEENEY
Si

FANNY
Sounds to me like you all found Chofy.

SWEENEY
Por supuesto

FANNY
Yeah, what you said.
Anyways, it’s all something about wanting to be stars.

SWEENEY (looking upward)
Stars? Oh, look…a shooting star…..Johnnnaaaannnaaaa…

FANNY
What? No, no, don’t be calling for that twit.
Next thing you know
She’ll be popping her head out a window
or something and start all that a-twittering.
Come on, let’s go get a Stella over at the Bells,
beat the crowd so to speak.

DEBB
I think that went well.
And look NG, a hefty donation from that new guy.

NG
I’m not sure I trust him.
I mean, what’s up with him always carrying around
That pillow case?

DEBB
I don’t know. Maybe he’s looking for a mattress.
Maybe suggest to him that Canada Goose shop
that Babs went to, you think?

NG
All I can think about now is getting you home to our mattress.

DEBB
What are we waiting for!!


HOURS LATER…PARTY HAS BROKEN UP...
ALL HAVE GONE
HOME EXCEPT…THE SOUND OF



“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!”




Rock Star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E]]> May 2008

FANNY
Come on Rusty. Grab the noodles and let’s get going.
I wanna get the best spot at Idzy,s party at the
Mom’s WIFI Café and Pool. Don’t want to be on the
end with all the floaties you know!

RUSTY
I’m coming. Geesh…you know I wasn’t the one that
signed us up for those swimming lessons.


FANNY
Hey have you seen the Pool Gate Guy?
Just getting past him is worth putting on the thongs.

RUSTY
You have a thong on? How can you tell?

FANNY
You don’t think I’d let it be visible do you?
Next thing you know Idzy’d be taking pics..
Besides its only for certain eyes.
And there is….hey Mr Pool Gate Guy!


“Evening Fanny. I see you brought a friend tonight.

FANNY
Friend? Oh yeah, her. She’s Rusty.

POOL GATE GUY
Hmmm…well if’s she’s rusty maybe I
can lubricate her hinges?

RUSTY
Trust me PG, lubrication would be no problem….hey!
(Fanny drags Rusty past gate)

FANNY
There. (points)

Lets see if we can grab something there.
And if you do grab something make sure
you’re wearing gloves.
Hey there’s Idzy!

RUSTY
Idzy what are you doing?



IDZY
Lap time, you know. Got to get out of my car
and do a few laps, right George?

GEORGE
You blow me away Idz.

DEPPUTIZEDME
Excuse me Idzy. We have a problem in the kitchen.

IDZY
ME? Did I hire you as a waitress?

ME
No, I volunteered. I mean have you seen the customers?

And the tips they give….mmmmm…..

*IDZY and ME go to kitchen*



IDZY
What’s he doing?

ME
That new guy in town ordered Flat Iron Steak.

IDZY
All right, all right. We got Hamburger Helper right?
Well lets get grinding some meat and…ME? ME?
What are you doing?

ME
Grinding the meat

Make them feel the tremors in the Midwest, baby! Yeah!

IDZY
Okay, Sam, go find Kat. I think she mentioned some
time ago she has hot cross buns
And melons.

SAM
Ok, I’ll head over to her place.


*Fifteen minutes pass…Sam returns…with nothing*

SAM
Sorry Idzy. Kat was busy.

IDZY
Doing what?

SAM
Wall touching. *shudders remembering*




WILMOT

Come Lady Choc! I am famished. Let us go home
and partake of your specialty.

CHOC
Oh yes my Lord! Onion rings!

IDZY
But we have onion rings here Choc.

CHOC
But my onion rings are served up special Idzy.
The Earl serves and I partake.
*whispers*

IDZY
Oh my!

CHOC
I knoooowww!

IDZY
Well, guess that would put a whole new spin in the Café.
Ok…catch you later at the concert.

*back at the Shoppe*

WILMOT (tapping service bell)
Order’s up M’Lady!





*across town at the Canada Goose Down Mattress store*

BABS
Excuse me, I’m in need of a mattress.

SALESMAN


Welcome Barrista. Care to try our newest mattress?
It’s called DINOmite!
BABS
Certainly, let me just slip out of my cowboy hat and sandals.
Okay first mattress…

My goodness, that was a fine test.
But the mattress was a bit too hard.
That’s not a complaint on my test-helper, mind you.
May I try others?

SALESMAN

I think I can accommodate you Miss Babs.
Follow me. This is the Neverland Naptime


*Babs tries out*

BABS
Sorry, that one was a bit too soft.


SALESMAN
You’re a tough cookie Miss Babs.
Okay…here’s our third option.
Called The Elm Street Special.



BABS
Oh no, Jenny’s reported on them. Said they were no glood. They tend to snap wide open after one sleep.
I’m not even crawling into that one.
*Looks at Tester #3*
Then again…it is just a test.
*starts to crawl in*

“No Babs!”


“Come home luv. I have the perfect mattress back at the boat.”

BABS
Oh Roux, darling….what makes it perfect?

ROUX
You, of course.

*Later*
You were so right about this mattress Roux”

*drifts off singing “Hey there…you with the stars in your eyes*

(back at the pool party)

TRUDY
Oh My Girls! I Have Come Back From A Fine Ride!

DRAMACED
Oh TruD! You came up so fast on me I spewed
and blew bubbles out my nose!

TOMMY

Dram, you’re in the pool….those bubbles did not
come out your nose.
SoTruD, tell me about your fine ride.

TRUDY
It Was So Fine It Was! And I Even Got To Try Out His Stick Shift!
There He Is Now!


He’s Promised Me Driving Lessons Every Week.
Isn’t He Wonderful?

QUIET PIRATE
Do you think he’ll give me lessons too TruD?
*shows paycheck*
I got a raise, so I can afford him.

TRUDY
Oh, QP, He Doesn’t Take Money.
Says He Has Enough But I Am Sure
He’ll Gladly Give You A Lesson Or Two.
Let Me Ask Him.
*goes asks…returns*
He Said Yes QP. Why Don’t You Go Thank Him.

QP (skips over like a school girl)
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Ok, see you later. Got to go help Aruam pack.



“Oh look, our dear JJDI sent a postcard”

“But she wrote it in Hawaiian.
Can’t understand a bloody word.”

THECAPTAINSWENCH
Give it here Jack. I’ve listened to every
Rosetta Stone tape from the library.
I think I can translate. Let’s see…she says…

Tried the poi


Learned new massage techniques

“Ohhh, like the sound of that”

and got a lei

“She did what???”

TCW
Got a lei..you know…the flower thing they
put around your neck.


“Oh right, luv. I knew that.”

*flip flop flip flop flip flop*

Bloody ‘ell, there goes Smitten.
Whats your rush luv?”


SMITTEN (rushing through)
Can’t stay Jack. Just got my airline tickets.
Beadle got me a good deal!
Gotta run, gotta a plane to catch!

(at the airport)

SMITTEN
That’s my flight?

BEADLE!!!

“It’s our best intentions at Beadle Travel to accommodate.
Wait till she sees her hotel.”


“Comes with complimentary Breakfast Bar”


(back at the Pool Party Beanie and MoHo
setting up sound stage)



I was gandering…yes, I was gandering.
What pray tell are you preparing?

BEANIE
We’re opening for Debb. We’re a cover band for Abba.

MOHO
Yeah, we call ourselves, “The Stray Chips”

JUDGE
And the gentlemen in the band?
I do believe they are new in town?

BEANIE
Oh these? *shakes one*
Just standees from CC’s shoppe.
I got ‘em free after she beaned
Me last month with one.
We’ve been practicing all week.

MOHO
Yeah…look at my poor blistered fingers!

JUDGE
Been practicing, you say? I have books that may help.
Show them CC.

(CC holds up books---Judge continues fondling the books)
Lyrics from Lennon; Melodies of Harrison…

*cough from behind …Judge turns to look*
And who are you, sir?


If y’have to ask mate, then there’s no need in y’knowing.
But let’s just say, I’m their temporary manager and if
ye got a problem, then take it up with me brother.
He’s over there checking their playlist.”



“They’ll open with Hunnie, Hunnie”

JACK
Sorry but I think that’s spelled H-O-N-E-Y

TEAGUE
Ye been taking lessons from Mo’s boy Rainey?

JACK
No, no. Go on.

TEAGUE
Then the grand finale will be for our special guest tonight.


JACK
Ahh, let me guess…Mama Mia!

TEAGUE
That’s me boy. Always the quick wit.

TURPIN
CC, where are you going?

CC
To the library. I think these books should be donated,
don’t you think?


“Back again CC? I swear you’re taking the books out
the back door and bringing them in the front”

*CC ponders the observation to keep returning to library*

CC
Well, you know me. Love to contribute.
Say, need some help today?
I’m very good in the stacks you know? *wink wink*

CIRCULATION DESK GUY
Great CC. I can always use an extra hand. *winks back*


(back at the Pool)

SHESBARKINGMAD
Excuse me sir, would you like a towel to dry off with?

BRASCO
I’m not even wet yet. And besides, aren’t they
kind-a small towels?

SBMad
Oh, they are really hankies. Hand-wrung and ready to go.
All the rage. See, there’s my Double XL. Very popular.



BRASCO
Wow! I best get a shot for the boys back at the office




You sir! Do you have hanky-envy?

SBMad
Hush now Mr T. No harm. Not every day someone
admires your hanky.

MR T
You are right Lara.
What did I ever do without you?
Care to dance?

SBMAD
Hmmm…not so near the fire. Maybe later.

SWEENEY (to Brasco)
My apologies sir. How about a shave?


SBMad
Not today Mr T! I do believe Donnie is busy.
Right Mr B?


“Another time then…and not a penny for it”

*chugging, backfires heard*

“What is that?”





(Wilma arrives with Aggie, Celine, LeJae, Giselle and Pegs)

FANNY (sauntering next to Sweeney)
It’s WOT, finest in the shoppe

SWEENEY
WOT?

FANNY
Wilma On Tractor. She’s going to be giving rides later.
Got my bib overalls all ready.
You got your riding duds, Sweeney?

SWEENEY
Of course

FANNY
Then best get changed and get in line.



WILMA *waves as they pass by*
Rounded up my new neighbors. Heading to
Miami to pick up Chofy. She got lost on the way to the party.
She’s in Florida not Illinois. See ya all when we get back!
Hop on Mr T!

SWEENEY
Anything you say.

(WOTmobile chugs off into the sunset)

“Awweee…but I wanted to ‘wide’ the WOTmobile too.”


Oh don’t be sad luv. Come along Kitten.
Plenty of rides here at Idzy’s party.
Let’s go try
The Ferris Wheel…well not really a Ferris wheel.,
more a Foot Wheel
But still fun. Hop in me pocket like a good pussy!



KITTEN
Faster! Faster! Captain Jack! Weeeeee…this is fun!
Remind me to ‘white’ Ms Idzy a thank you note….
this was the bestest day ever!
Are dere more wides Captain?

JACK
Indeed my little furry friend.
There’s the High swing

The boat ride


and lets not forget
the Walk Thru Fun House




“Soowee Jack…that last one scared the pee-jezzies out of me”

JACK *wiping away*
Not so bad.

*outside Deppville’s Hump-U-Niveristy*

QUIET PIRATE
Excuse me sir, but have you seen Aruam?
I was supposed to help her pack her things.



“She’s all done packing.”

QUIET PIRATE
Oh? And what’s that box you’re sitting on?

BOX GUY
She ran out of plastic bins.
I’m going to send this one to myself.

QUIET PIRATE
Ok…well, see you then.

ARUAM (from inside box)
Am I there yet?


(back at the Pool Party)




I swear I see EPS leading that pack?
Whats up with that?







Something lost in translation I believe.
Wenchie told him about JJDI’s lei and he approached
a Huddle of Hunnies and offered them a lei.
The rest dear man, is history.

EPS (shouting to Wilmot as she runs by)
Come on Johnny! You know you want to!


“I’m not playing!
I have to go home and lick Ellie’s Tiramisu bowl!

HOPE *checking the Deppville Cliff Notes/ Thesaurus*
Tiramisu bowl? Tiramisu bowl?
Oh here it is …OH MY GOSH!



And it’s even better with a bottle of brandy.
Good day m’lady.


SILLYWENCH
Sir! Sir! A question, if you have a minute?



JD
What’s up doll?

SILLYWENCH
I’ve been trying to find a way to the Discipline Room.
Can you direct me?

JD
I’m kinda new to this joint.
Only know where the bank and the airport are.
You might want to try one of the shops around
here for directions.

(Goes to Nick Of Time Clock Shoppe)
SW
Sorry, sir but I was told you might help me
find the Discipline Room.


“Hmm…never been myself, but maybe my
co-worker can help you. Kaz? Kaz?
She’s always behind the clock. Just a matter of finding her.
You might want to stop by later, after the concert.
On my way there now.

(back at the party)

“So glad you could join me Vianne.
I hear tell the day will be sunny and clear.
What do you think?”



VIANNE
I think I told the Hunnies I wouldn’t touch
the weatherman…but I think I can make
An exception in this case!


“That was some weather report James.
Think I can get tomorrow’s forecast too?”

(Outside The Stray Chips finishes their set--- Keith steps onstage)

“That was great girls….bright, shining lights, both of ye.
Ye both gave me chills…see?

So let’s get on with it. Spotlight center stage mate.”



Next up, Debb and the Triple Threat.
This month’s concert will benefit
Deppville Bank Tellers Retirement Fund
as there seemed to be a rash of withdrawals this month.
Oh…yes sir? You, with the big gun?


*All Hunnie eyes pivot quickly to the back*

“I’d like to make a donation, if I may?”


*Founding Father runs up onstage*

FOUNDING FATHER
Generous donation sir!
Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don’t it girls?


KEITH
Okay, on with the show. To honor all the musically
inclined this month Debb is presenting Nickelback’s “Rock Star”
….let’s give them a big Hunnie Hello!

*applause applause*

DEBB
Hey Hunnies!

HUNNIES
Hey Debb!

DEBB
Let’s just get to it so we can all get back to the pool…
one..two..one…two…three…




Rock Star

I'm through with standing in line
to clubs we'll never get in


It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win


This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be

(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new house
on an episode of Cribs


And a bathroom I can play baseball in


And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me



(Tell me what you need)

I'll need a credit card that's got no limit


And a big black jet


with a bedroom in it



Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet



(Been there done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars


My own star on Hollywood Boulevard



Somewhere between Cher

and
James Dean

is fine for me

(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name


[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars


And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars


The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap


We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat


And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars


Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there


Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair


Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels


Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes


Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free


(I'll have a quesadilla on the house)

I'm gonna dress my ass
with the latest fashion



Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion



Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
blow my money for me


(So how ya gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name



I'm gonna sing those songs
that offend the censors


Gonna pop my pills
from a pez dispenser


Get washed-up singers writing all my songs

Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong


Well we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars


The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat


And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars


Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there


Every Playboy bunny
With her bleach blond hair


And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary and
today's who's who


They'll get you anything
with that evil smile


Everybody's got a
drug dealer on speed dial


Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar



Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar



HUNNIES (all jumping into pool)

We wanna be a rockstar! We wanna be a rockstar!

SPLASH…SPLASH…SPLASH

“What’s the fuss all about”


FANNY
Crapola Todd…Sneak up on lady! So back from your ride on the WOTmobile?

SWEENEY
Si

FANNY
Sounds to me like you all found Chofy.

SWEENEY
Por supuesto

FANNY
Yeah, what you said.
Anyways, it’s all something about wanting to be stars.

SWEENEY (looking upward)
Stars? Oh, look…a shooting star…..Johnnnaaaannnaaaa…

FANNY
What? No, no, don’t be calling for that twit.
Next thing you know
She’ll be popping her head out a window
or something and start all that a-twittering.
Come on, let’s go get a Stella over at the Bells,
beat the crowd so to speak.

DEBB
I think that went well.
And look NG, a hefty donation from that new guy.

NG
I’m not sure I trust him.
I mean, what’s up with him always carrying around
That pillow case?

DEBB
I don’t know. Maybe he’s looking for a mattress.
Maybe suggest to him that Canada Goose shop
that Babs went to, you think?

NG
All I can think about now is getting you home to our mattress.

DEBB
What are we waiting for!!


HOURS LATER…PARTY HAS BROKEN UP...
ALL HAVE GONE
HOME EXCEPT…THE SOUND OF



“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!”




Rock Star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=665 Thu, 01 May 2008 21:58:41 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=665



Greetings Dear Ones ~
A bit of a quieter week has passed, ending with a new month.
Not much Johnny news either with his schedule changing back and forth, leaving us wondering, where in the world is Johnny Depp.
Once he's back on an open set, hopefully new pics will surface of our dear man.
In the meantime we'll have to be happy looking at these...














THE MONTH OF MAY ~

May begins on a serious note as Venus, the planet of love, hooks up with heavy Saturn and Pluto. This is excellent for getting clarity in relationships by getting down to the bottom line about what we want and need and what were willing to give to get it. Happily, we then can enjoy the pleasure of Venus in earthy, sensual Taurus until May 24. The New Moon on May 5 also occurs in the sign of the Bull to bring our attention to material matters and financial concerns. This is an excellent time to begin saving or a conservation project of some kind. Proper management of resources for the benefit of the planet and for our individual well-being is favored with the Sun in this down to earth sign. The practical and sometimes plodding side of Taurus doesn't stand in the way of growth as expansive Jupiter, the planet of opportunity, aligns harmoniously with the New Moon. This provides a positive framework for setting and meeting realistic goals. Mental Mercury, the planet of communication, gets fresh ideas flowing and facilitates contacts with new people when it enters chatty Gemini on May 2. However, the flow of ideas associated with this pair will be slower than usual due to Mercury’s change of direction on May 26. This begins its three-week retrograde cycle that complicates travel, details and technology, and scrambles messages. It's important to be extra careful to avoid making costly errors during this period of time.

Mars, the planet of action and methods, fires into expressive Leo on the 9th. We are motivated by pride, a greater need for recognition, and the playful joy of creativity. While this can add fun to life and imagination to our activities, a slight tone of arrogance is possible. Make sure that your enthusiasm doesn't turn an innocent suggestion into an abrasive-sounding command. Brilliant ideas explode around May 12 when the Sun forms positive connections with visionary Jupiter and inventive Uranus. This can be an exceptional time for innovation, and even if you can't change your world as it is, it will widen your view of its meaning and of your future in it. The Full Moon on May 19 carries a heavy emotional charge as the simple Taurus Sun opposes an emotionally complex Scorpio Moon. Strong feelings may emerge that can upset the balance in relationships. There's no benefit to being mean to others, but honesty can be a bitter medicine that heals a personal wound. The Sun's entry into flexible Gemini lightens the atmosphere on May 20 with more delightful breezes to come when sociable Venus joins this playful sign on the 24th. Our minds are opening to see options we hadn't noticed before. Alternative paths to fun and fulfillment, even to money, provide new choices. Still, with Gemini's ruling planet Mercury in reverse gear, it's best to select carefully, rather than allowing impulsiveness to lead us down roads that are heading the wrong way. Don't be too proud to ask for directions to avoid wasting precious time.


BELTANE


Beltane is the Sabbatt that celebrates fertility and the union of the God and the Goddess. It occurs on May 1st and at this time life. This can be seen in the mating of animals and the growing of seeds in the fields. Great fires are lit honoring the fertility God and some even leap the fires to show the energy of the season. A Maypole is erected and bright ribbons are hung wrapped around it in a Maypole dance. The Maypole, a phallic symbol, represents the masculine or the God. The soft colored ribbons are the feminine or the Goddess; this symbolizes the union of the two. This is the time to fertilize your dreams with action. Beltane marks a time of fertility, vitality, sexuality, passion, and growth.









A Bit of






It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar
and seemingly secure, to embrace the new.
But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful.
There is more security in the adventurous and exciting,
for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

~ Alan Cohen





Gentle Blessing, Johnny and my friends ~
Have a wonderful weekend and a peaceful week ahead.
x, Choc ~


:BH: Love You Johnny :BH: ]]>



Greetings Dear Ones ~
A bit of a quieter week has passed, ending with a new month.
Not much Johnny news either with his schedule changing back and forth, leaving us wondering, where in the world is Johnny Depp.
Once he's back on an open set, hopefully new pics will surface of our dear man.
In the meantime we'll have to be happy looking at these...














THE MONTH OF MAY ~

May begins on a serious note as Venus, the planet of love, hooks up with heavy Saturn and Pluto. This is excellent for getting clarity in relationships by getting down to the bottom line about what we want and need and what were willing to give to get it. Happily, we then can enjoy the pleasure of Venus in earthy, sensual Taurus until May 24. The New Moon on May 5 also occurs in the sign of the Bull to bring our attention to material matters and financial concerns. This is an excellent time to begin saving or a conservation project of some kind. Proper management of resources for the benefit of the planet and for our individual well-being is favored with the Sun in this down to earth sign. The practical and sometimes plodding side of Taurus doesn't stand in the way of growth as expansive Jupiter, the planet of opportunity, aligns harmoniously with the New Moon. This provides a positive framework for setting and meeting realistic goals. Mental Mercury, the planet of communication, gets fresh ideas flowing and facilitates contacts with new people when it enters chatty Gemini on May 2. However, the flow of ideas associated with this pair will be slower than usual due to Mercury’s change of direction on May 26. This begins its three-week retrograde cycle that complicates travel, details and technology, and scrambles messages. It's important to be extra careful to avoid making costly errors during this period of time.

Mars, the planet of action and methods, fires into expressive Leo on the 9th. We are motivated by pride, a greater need for recognition, and the playful joy of creativity. While this can add fun to life and imagination to our activities, a slight tone of arrogance is possible. Make sure that your enthusiasm doesn't turn an innocent suggestion into an abrasive-sounding command. Brilliant ideas explode around May 12 when the Sun forms positive connections with visionary Jupiter and inventive Uranus. This can be an exceptional time for innovation, and even if you can't change your world as it is, it will widen your view of its meaning and of your future in it. The Full Moon on May 19 carries a heavy emotional charge as the simple Taurus Sun opposes an emotionally complex Scorpio Moon. Strong feelings may emerge that can upset the balance in relationships. There's no benefit to being mean to others, but honesty can be a bitter medicine that heals a personal wound. The Sun's entry into flexible Gemini lightens the atmosphere on May 20 with more delightful breezes to come when sociable Venus joins this playful sign on the 24th. Our minds are opening to see options we hadn't noticed before. Alternative paths to fun and fulfillment, even to money, provide new choices. Still, with Gemini's ruling planet Mercury in reverse gear, it's best to select carefully, rather than allowing impulsiveness to lead us down roads that are heading the wrong way. Don't be too proud to ask for directions to avoid wasting precious time.


BELTANE


Beltane is the Sabbatt that celebrates fertility and the union of the God and the Goddess. It occurs on May 1st and at this time life. This can be seen in the mating of animals and the growing of seeds in the fields. Great fires are lit honoring the fertility God and some even leap the fires to show the energy of the season. A Maypole is erected and bright ribbons are hung wrapped around it in a Maypole dance. The Maypole, a phallic symbol, represents the masculine or the God. The soft colored ribbons are the feminine or the Goddess; this symbolizes the union of the two. This is the time to fertilize your dreams with action. Beltane marks a time of fertility, vitality, sexuality, passion, and growth.









A Bit of






It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar
and seemingly secure, to embrace the new.
But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful.
There is more security in the adventurous and exciting,
for in movement there is life, and in change there is power.

~ Alan Cohen





Gentle Blessing, Johnny and my friends ~
Have a wonderful weekend and a peaceful week ahead.
x, Choc ~


:BH: Love You Johnny :BH: ]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=663 Thu, 01 May 2008 03:51:31 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=663
I found this whilst checking my yahoo emails...I love the pictures of Johnny :dancepick:

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/b/newidea/...=1&photo=1]]>
I found this whilst checking my yahoo emails...I love the pictures of Johnny :dancepick:

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/b/newidea/...=1&photo=1]]> http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=662 Thu, 01 May 2008 00:52:00 -0400 http://www.johnnydeppadmirersinc.com/forumsIIIx/showthread.php?tid=662


Morning dahlings~ May 1st already~ It's been said before but I am saying it again...I LOVE this place.
For some incredible reason, there is always something posted that just seems to be the right post at just the right time...


It was a long, chilly evening, waiting in the car for the whelp to finish work and by the time I got home, I was irritable.
And cold. But after a warm tub and a cuppa, I came in here to find that wonderful post that JJDI shared and ya
know what? Peace reigns. Thank you, JJDI, for sharing your experiences with us all. Such beautiful pictures
and such gentle thoughts...


Speaking of beautiful pictures and gentle thoughts...










How was that for a segue?


Heading to bed. See ya in the morning~


Thursday...hump day plus one. Coffee's on dear ones. And it's hot~!


One more, beautiful face...

Maybe not so gentle thoughts. :eek: LIPS!!



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Always~


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Morning dahlings~ May 1st already~ It's been said before but I am saying it again...I LOVE this place.
For some incredible reason, there is always something posted that just seems to be the right post at just the right time...


It was a long, chilly evening, waiting in the car for the whelp to finish work and by the time I got home, I was irritable.
And cold. But after a warm tub and a cuppa, I came in here to find that wonderful post that JJDI shared and ya
know what? Peace reigns. Thank you, JJDI, for sharing your experiences with us all. Such beautiful pictures
and such gentle thoughts...


Speaking of beautiful pictures and gentle thoughts...










How was that for a segue?


Heading to bed. See ya in the morning~


Thursday...hump day plus one. Coffee's on dear ones. And it's hot~!


One more, beautiful face...

Maybe not so gentle thoughts. :eek: LIPS!!



......



Acushla.

Love you, Johnny. Always~


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